Old Gods Are Waking

MMMMMMMMMMM....

just saying... @differentcatcat

Alexander Skarsgård sings “Tusen och en natt”

from Swedish TV show Boogey Knights

Love song from Alex with lyrics in Swedish & English!

Yeah, baby!

@differentcatcat @maxwell-demon

Musescore.com

Enormous Penis

Download and print in PDF or MIDI free sheet music for Bass guitar (Mixed Duet)

Hmmmm, a mixed duet?

@official-penis-posts this one's for you...

OK, but what if that was the plan, and then someone broke his hydraulics? And now he just lies in the drawer, pemanently bent, but looking fresh & healthy - yet only able to bump & flump kind of like a fish - no power thrusting or balls vibrating anymore. sigh, he was so active back in the day. but not now...

so, what if your penis dies before you do (asking for a friend)?

honestly just play with your penis until you die

Demure. Respectful. Total SecUnit. Not a mouse or rat in sight.

He’s the silent type

*************

Whaaaaaa? Ok, he does kinda look like a blue, but this just plays hell with so many of my core beliefs. I so want to believe - Scully, Mulder, say it ain’t so!!!!!

Kitty from Roswell. Do NOT ignore her attempts at contact.

Number 19 of the Close Encounters Collection, "Hunt"!

There sure is a butt wiggle happening!

Look at that smile - he has totally been hugged. A number of his parts have been kissed and hugged. He’s already in fika.

Alex should be hugged

Often and well - I love to hug a long-trunked person, I do.

Well, I never thought of them this way before… so much (hmmmm) less painful, perhaps?

@differentcatcat @maxwell-demon @homosekularnost

you’re telling me this rock i’m hitting is a bottom?

Psst. Writer. Write that idea down. Yeah, it’ll stay in your brain forever and all, but it won’t. Write it down.