What’s It Called When You’re So Disconnected From Reality That Cold Water Doesn’t Feel Like Anything

date idea: bleed all over a guy's lap while he purses his lips disapprovingly into the middle distance

i think i'm hilarious

maybe i just need to rewatch tw but do you think theo ever gets confused over what certain idioms and metaphors mean. like the dread doctors would have prepared him for conversation and manipulation 101 but does that include explaining the colloquial usage of cold turkey

Thiam fanfic bingo:

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~ theo calls liam little wolf

~ theo either moves in with liam and his family or gets an apartment from derek

~ liam tries to force theo to go back to school after homeless-theo-gate

~ liam is a passenger princess

~ theo teases liam about playing lacrosse or liam teases theo about NOT playing lacrosse

~ liam gets angry and comes to theo

~ theo lets liam get his anger out on him

~ liam tries to convince the pack to let theo into pack meetings

~ theo lies about not wanting to be a part of the pack

~ mason and corey clock thiam vibes before theo and liam

~ liam spam-texts theo and theo replies once a week (if ever) in the most vague way possible

~ stiles is a theo anti while scott sits there clocking thiam in a concerned big brother way

~ other non-canon ships are/were at some point canon (sciisac, sterek etc.)

~ anchor!theo

~ liam gaslights himself into thinking he’s straight bc he was 100% attracted to hayden

~ liam asks mason how he knew he was into guys

(grips you by the shoulders) listen. just listen. listen

YIPPIEEEEEEE

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Liam Dunbar/Theo Raeken, Liam Dunbar & Theo Raeken Characters: Liam Dunbar, Theo Raeken Additional Tags: Post-Canon, Liminal Spaces, Attempt at Humor, Injury Recovery, Mentioned Dread Doctors (Teen Wolf), Do You Really Exist During Midnight Hours?, Exchanges In Abandoned Warehouses, The Shadows Can Only Reach You If You Let Them, Digging Bullets Out Of A Beautiful Boy Who Occasionally Sparks Murderous Rage, Hopeful Ending, (i think), Not Beta Read Summary:

Liam makes an unamused noise and slides up further against the wall. His shoulder bumps against Theo’s as he shifts, two seconds of leeching warmth untainted by syringes of fool’s-mercury. It feels like a welding gun to his skin, sparks springing onto his unguarded face. Both boys elect to ignore it. “You didn’t tend to my wounds, jackass.”

Theo eyes him wearily. Fantasising about violence is not new to him, but the victim looking like he got run through a meat grinder is, to a degree. Nevertheless, he can play nice. Old dogs have learned new tricks before. “I was going to, but then you said you didn’t want my help, so I guess the freaky murder warehouse ghosts will have to do it instead.”

and the lord sayest unto me, "lock the fuck in"

What was the need for this shot? No, like, genuinely asking because why are ALL the Stiles specific shot so pretty coded while the other guys get their shirtless flexing abs moment. Did they actually mean to yaoi-fy him.

my favourite relationship dynamic is the rage gap. one of them is filled with a rotten sort of anger and deep, simmering wrath that could explode at any point (often involuntarily) and the other is like Haha yeah. things are Happening To Me. and sure i can get a little evil about it sometimes but it's cool

liam: 😕🙁☹️