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Hey Omni!! Happy Friday! This is kind of going off that F9 mini fic you posted 🤗 But what if that's how Dom found out about his family coming out! Either walking in on them or having a Shaw bring it up! Rowen, Rattie, Shobbs. Can you imagine! Practically no one in his family is straight 😂🥰🥰😘💕💕

Happy Friday friend! I love this! It's just too funny to think that Dom just doesn't know everyone around him isn't straight 🤣

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Placing the plate of burgers done on the table, Dom glanced over at Ramsey. She had her hair in two puffballs and a giant smile on her face. She had sat down a while ago, texting up a storm and laughing whenever she got a response

Dom hadn't seen her smile that much before, maybe only when she succeeded in hacking into someone with ease

"Whoever you're texting must be great." Dom smirked at Ramsey, who snapped her head up and gave him a shy smile

"Yeah, she is."

Dom raised an eyebrow

"We've been talking for a few weeks now, and um..." Ramsey looked away, suddenly embarrassed

"What?"

"I'm thinking about asking her out." Ramsey mumbled

Dom blinked. He hadn't known Ramsey even liked women. Maybe that explained why she hadn't shown any interest in Roman or Tej

"Go for it." Dom told her

"Really?" Ramsey looked up at him with hopeful eyes. "Do you think she'll say yes?"

"She'd be stupid not to." Dom smiled at her and was glad to see Ramsey's large smile in return as her thumbs flew over her phone

He wasn't expecting Ramsey's new girlfriend to be Hattie Shaw when they showed up a month later

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When Deckard had started bringing his little brother and sister around to the family bbqs, Dom hadn't been the happiest to see Owen

Luckily, the middle Shaw was great with the kids and apologized profusely to Mia. It had been hilarious to see her slap him and demand he do the dishes by himself

What Dom hadn't expected was Roman to start acting strange whenever Owen got close to him

There wasn't much bad blood between them. Roman had barely interacted with Owen since their crew had tried to take him down. So, why was Roman nervous around him?

After several cookouts, Dom noticed that both Owen and Roman had disappeared. Suspicious, Dom had gone in search of the two just in case Owen did something to Roman

What be wasn't expecting was Owent to be sitting on Roman's lap, kissing him with intense passion

"Ahem." Dom cleared his throat and smirked when he saw Roman jerk so badly, he smashed his and Owen's noses together

"Ro!" Owen hissed

"Sorry!" Roman said quietly but sent a sheepish look towards Dom

Shaking his head, Dom looked at them pointedly

"If any of the kids ask, you two get to give the birds and the bees talk."

With that, Dom turned on his heel and left the two men

He never would have guessed Roman was interested in guys

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Looking around Luke's backyard, Dom was a bit surprised by all the food that was already set up on the large picnic table. Everything looked amazing

There was no way Luke had done this himself

"Looks great, Hobbs." Dom nodded in appreciation

"Thanks. But I have to say, it's mostly all because of Deckard."

"Deckard?" Dom frowned and looked at the other man. Everyone else was milling around and taking their seats at the table. He could see out of the corner of his eye Baby Brian trying to sit on two at once, mostly likely trying to save him a seat

"Yeah. Ever since he moved in, he's really been sprucing up the place. And cooking everything. The man could have been a professional chef."

"Really." Dom said and saw Deckard step out of the back door, holding yet another plate of food

Deckard was smiling widely as he greeted everyone. And if Dom looked closely enough, he could see a small gold ring on his finger

Glancing to Luke, Dom saw an identical ring

Was nobody in his family straight?

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I hope you enjoyed friend!

i do enjoy "living weapon" characters but specifically living weapons who did in fact do absolutely horrific things which at least a part of them enjoyed and thought was good and right at the time, and that no amount of not knowing any better or guilt they feel in hindsight will ever make up for. i love living weapons who are "irredeemable", and no it's not their fault that they were made that way or pointed in the directions they were by the hand that wielded them, and yes they are victims, but so were their victims. living weapons who some people will never be able to forgive, but who still wake up every day and try to do better than what's expected of them. a sword that uses its blade to cut wheat to make bread for the people who once lived in fear of its arc falling on their heads.

Okay let me add my five cents to the Zaunite au, where Viktor didn’t make it to the academy and remained in Zaun.

He was trying to invent on his own, but he desperately needed money for his research. And that’s when Silco appeared…

Person: Do you have a valentine?

Slytherin: No, I have anxiety

Deckard: Luke and I are no longer friends

Luke: Deck, that is the worst way to tell people we’re dating

Deckard: This date is boring.

Luke: This isn’t a date. I said I was going to the store.

Deckard: Then why the fuck did you invite me?

Luke: I specifically said, “Don’t come with me” and you said, “Fuck you, I do whatever I want” and followed me here.

Fast and Furious Memes (3/x): Middle Child Edition

fast and furious | prologue/teaser

a/n: it has been long-awaited, i know! i’ve been posting the characters and their backstories, but this has been anticipated! i’ve always been a big fan of action movies, and the “fast and furious” series is a favorite (close second to mission impossible, not gonna lie). anyway, i really hope you guys enjoy this teaser, i made it extra long so it would hopefully hype up some anticipation for the first chapter!! please reblog and spread it so more people can read the series! enjoy lovelies! (:

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Honestly, I don’t think we appreciate the Arkham Games’ writing enough. Like. Okay. Jason’s backstory here really does have him sort of at fault for getting caught; it says outright that he turned off his trackers with the intent of hunting down and murdering the Joker. Regardless of his motivation, that…is not smart. I mean. You know I love him to bits, which is why I say, earnestly, honey, no.

BUT. Not one time do the general narrative OR the other characters pull the ‘don’t be like poor, reckless Jason’ card. (Granted, he’s not brought up, really, but Dick does allude to him a time or two.) Neither the flashbacks nor Hallucination!Joker’s comments regarding him cast him as anything other than someone who did not deserve what happened. Even when he’s actively attempting to kill Batman (and if he does take you out, he’s not sorry.), Bruce’s response is to double down on trying to convince him to come home; he disarms him, which is reasonable (two hits! that’s all it takes, what the hell!), but despite having a ridiculous amount of ranged weaponry, the only thing the game will let you do to him is pop up and essentially try to hug him. It won’t even let you try the disruptor on his rifle, even though it will let you jam (but not rig to blow, due to fatality likelihood) the mini-guns.

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Gee. It’s almost like Joker is responsible for his own actions, and that those actions include the torture and (faked) murder of a teenager. 

The spy chasing me throws a tracking device at my car. The throw is perfectly timed and the small, round device hits the bumper perfectly flush. However, since the tracker is magnetic and my shitty car is plastic, it bounces off