Roses Are Red,

IT’S NOT ‘PEEKED’ MY INTEREST

OR ‘PEAKED’

BUT PIQUED

‘PIQUED MY INTEREST’

THIS HAS BEEN A CAPSLOCK PSA

I think my favourite thing about the idea that Dark is the one playing World’s Quietest Let’s Play is that it would be him being all marginally creepy saying “We will see, oh we will see what we can do” and then in the next breath “wtf is bagel race?”

Some other favourite quotes are: “As long as we think the most peaceful thoughts in the world, we will be okay. We can persevere wit-what are you even? How is that even what I want you to do.” “Flop your stupid floppy body” “I am a man of considerable patience but you bread[…]I will eat you.” “I believe in me, who believes in you and if we believe in each other maybe we’ll go shut the fuck up” (Dark has no time for Mark’s motivational speeches) “Why is it so hard to get over a pair of pants?” “Move your bread ass.” “Slow and steady gets you punched in the side of the face.” “How in the flip-flopping, floop-dooping world would I have gotten there on my own?”

The idea of Dark being the one saying any of these is just so funny like, especially the ones where he’s starting a monologue and then gets instantly distracted with how stupid the game is.

A Toast

Raise a glass to the insane

The unstable, the deranged

As tonight we prepare

For the most exciting of games

Pink hue to your gleam

Most memorable on scene

Laugh booming, eyes twinkling

Despite the horror ‘neath your seams

Voice charming and teeth bared

Another victim in the snare

Aura pulsing with every word

All entranced by your stare

Raise a glass to the dead

Left bloodied in you stead

Two leave as they came

This chapter come to an end

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I just wanted to write something so I went and did that. :P

Ravn's punishment

A short Oneus drabble

!Warning!:torture

The air was heavy, the room was dimly lit no other source of light than the moonlight coming from the barred window. There was nothing else but soft panting and the occasional rattle of shackles to be heard. Ravn's arms hung heavy and chained above him. He was kneeling on the floor hunched over waiting…listening. He should have known better than to disobey but he had to try, all that power could have been his. Ravn forced himself to sit upright on his knees with his head hanging low as he heard the heavy metal door of the chamber slide open. He didn't have to guess who it was. By now he knew this man by the sound of his footsteps and especially by the energy the devil radiated. His superior walked in, stopped in front of him and took his jaw into his hand forcing him to look at the man. Keonhee dropped the boys head and walked to the side of the room to retrieve the (still blood covered) whip. As he came closer he started to speak. "You're an idiot. Did you really think that was a smart idea?" Ravn didn't answer. He knew better than to do so. "Disobeying a direct order, just so you could have a glimpse of the power I hold. You're a fool." As the first lash lands the devil continues "You're weak. A powerless nobody who thinks he can achieve anything. Truly you are a pathetic sight." The lashes get harder and more frequent and the devil grunts as more energy is required. Bloody whip marks forming on the low demons back. Ravn's breathing gets heavier as he screams and pleads his master for forgiveness. When he's done Keonhee drops the now bloody whip and walks to the front of the lowlife making him look up. "You're worthless." The words dripped with venom and his cold eyes were staring into those dull exhausted ones. The devil walked out and Ravn pulled on the shackles begging to be let go. He looks up with hope when the door slides open but it quickly vanishes his breath gets caught in his throat and his body freezes in horror as a certain pink haired maniac walks into the room dragging a baseball bat behind him giggling "oh we're going to have so much fun!"

theres this awkward disconnect when well meaning whites use genders from other cultures as an argument for respecting nonbinary ppl. 

like if you are saying “other cultures have these 3rd genders so thats evidence nonbinary is real thing” that doesnt really work because those genders arent nonbinary, they exist out of the context of the western gender binary, theyre part of a different system of genders. cant be nonbinary if theres no binary to begin with. 

but if you are using this as an argument for “the gender binary is a western construct thats been pushed on other cultures and also is completely arbitrary and thats why you should respect nonbinary people” then THAT is a prfectly sound arugment.. 

ok wait, reblog if you’ve cried at least once because of math, doesn’t matter which grade i’m trying to prove something 

I made a lock screen. I hope you guys like it.

(From Jack’s handwriting post.)

yancy takes parole and runs a youtube channel with y/n? :shrug: