It's Decent!

Broke: Good Omens isn't a gay love story because Crowley and Aziraphale aren't in love

Woke: Good Omens is a gay love story because Crowley and Aziraphale are in love

Bespoke: Whether Good Omens is a gay love story or not is debatable; it is, however, undeniably a story of the love between Crowley and Aziraphale (whatever type of love that may be)

Neil Gaiman: Good Omens isn't a gay love story because while Crowley and Aziraphale are in love, they are not human males, they are an angel and a demon

And now, a new one

Heart broke: Good Omens isn't a romance because while Crowley has been in love with Aziraphale for 6000 years, Aziraphale is either too oblivious or scared to see what's right in front of him and pushes Crowley away

Broke: Good Omens isn't a gay love story because Crowley and Aziraphale aren't in love

Woke: Good Omens is a gay love story because Crowley and Aziraphale are in love

Bespoke: Whether Good Omens is a gay love story or not is debatable; it is, however, undeniably a story of the love between Crowley and Aziraphale (whatever type of love that may be)

Neil Gaiman: Good Omens isn't a gay love story because while Crowley and Aziraphale are in love, they are not human males, they are an angel and a demon

Okay, yeah, cool, "I find your lack of faith disturbing" and all that, but dude. Ani. My guy. These guys don't know the Jedi ways. Of course they have no faith in it.

I mean, the most of The Force they've seen is you strangling a guy, which you could do with your hands, or a rope, if you weren't a drama queen. You're the force-user, the trained-to-be-Jedi on the ship. If you want them to have faith in you, you gotta explain The Force and the Jedi ways, and their power, because they have no way to educate themselves on it.

How about instead of killing people, you make a powerpoint and sit them down and tell them why they should have faith.

So let's say the sides are at the party and they have a female friend. How would they react (as a group) if she said that some guy is not taking no for an answer and making her feel unsafe?

Roman, immediately taking charge: Which one is he?

Friend: Are you going to intimidate him?

Roman: No, I'm going to have Remus intimate him, I'm about as threatening as a sprig of rosemary.

Remus, looming behind Roman: Which one is he?

Friend: *points him out*

Remus, taking Janus with him: *heads in that direction*

Logan: *follows, so they don't do something they'll regret*

Patton, wrapping an arm around her if she's okay with that: Are you alright? Do you want to leave?

Friend: If you don't mind...

Patton: Of course we don't. You're more important than any dumb party.

Virgil: Yeah, I located all the exits when we first got here, the quickest one that doesn't go past him is this way.

Virgil: *leads group to exit*

Patton: *walks beside friend, keeping her close*

Roman: *walks close behind them, making sure nobody tries anything*

Virgil, Patton, Roman, Friend: *safely arrive to their homes/wherever they're headed back to*

Remus, Janus, Logan: *show up about an hour later, Remus with bruised knuckles that he refuses to explain, though he might have already had them, no one's totally sure*

Friend: How'd it go?

Janus: For us? Well. We won't have to worry about him bothering anyone again.

Friend: ...Is he alive?

Janus: Who's to say?

Logan, behind Janus: He's alive. And physically unharmed.

Friend, uncertain: Physically?

Logan, offering no elaboration: Yes.

It has been long enough that I have now reported in it a separate place, respectfully as always, but fuck tiktok

Tiktok fucking banned one of my favorite sander sides cosplayers (and accounts in general) and this WILL NOT FUCKING STAND

I stg if they don't unban them I'm deleting my account

Package tracker: You shipment is a state away and should arrive by the end of the day.

Me, sitting in the windowsill in the morning: Mail??

haha yessss thank you

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Remus: One cactus.

Patton: No. No, put the cactus down. No cacti in the pumpkin cookies.

Au where Ranboo's memory is fine he just panicked when they asked him questions and said 'I don't know'

Now he's stuck in this lie and too awkward to admit his memory is fine

I'm bored so I'm gonna summarize each of the sanders sides episodes but badly