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Xialing: A Playlist

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She’s My Collar- Gorzilla Ft. Kali Uchis 

Villain- Stella Jang (스텔라장)

YELLOW- Yoh Kamiyama

My Ordinary Life- The Living Tombstone

Little Dark Age- MGMT

Love me Love me Love me- Kikuo

Nobody- Mitski

I Hear a Symphony- Cody Fry

Feeling Good - Michael Bublé

Villain - K/DA ft. Madison Beer & Kim Petras

INFERNO- Sub Urban & Bella Poarch

Therefore I Am- Billie Eilish

7 rings- Ariana Grande

Look What You Made Me Do- Taylor Swift

16 Shots- Stefflon Don

Boss B*tch- Doja Cat

Bang Bang Bang- Sohodolls

Hayloft- Mother Mother

Psycho- Mia Rodriguez

Daisy- Ashnikko

The Curse- Agnes Obel

Burn The House Down- AJR

Beautiful Liar- X Ambassadors

High Enough- K.Flay

Everything Black - Unlike Pluto ft. Mike Taylor

What A Shame- Leyla Blue

Hello Bitches- CL

True Damage - GIANTS (ft. Becky G, Keke Palmer, SOYEON, DUCKWRTH, Thutmose)

Take Over- ft. Jeremy McKinnon, MAX, Henry

A Little Messed Up- june

Lunatic- UPSHAL

People I Don’t Like- UPSHAL

Numbers- Melanie Martinez

Centuries- Fall Out Boy

Stressed Out- Twenty One Pilots

Here (Lucian Remix)- Alessia Cara

Cradles- Sub Urban

Teeth - 5 Seconds of Summer

Do It All The Time- I DONT KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME

All Eyes On Me- Bo Burnham

Choke- I DONT KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME

Copycat- Billie Eilish

Comics- Caravan Palace

Blood//Water- grandson

River- Bishop Briggs

Play With Fire- Sam Tinnesz

Bloody Mary- Lady Gaga

Survivor- 2Wei Cover

Rat- Penelope Scott

Achillies Come Down- Gang of Youths

<3 happy listening

So... I think I can say I'm obsessed with the Moon Knight series. And of course I love our bird man Khonsu very very much. So I was thinking how he would react with a Y/n who is short and aggressive (yeah that's me in general) . So here is some good kinda shit I was daydreaming about.

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* y/n waking up next to Steven *

*seeing Khonshu at the corner*

Y/n: Steven?

Steven: What?

Y/n: There is a big ass white pigeon in the room.

Khonshu: How dare you, you useless human being.

*y/n getting up and pick up the broomstick*

Steven: Y/n....please don't.

*y/n trying to hit Khonshu with the broom*

Y/n: Get the hell out of here you big ass bird.

*Khonshu looking at Y/n*

Khonshu: I'm having enough of these humans.

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* Marc trying to find Y/n*

Marc: I don't mind if you help me you know.

Khonshu: I'm enjoying the peace and silence.

Marc: Y/n is missing. Steven is gonna get a heart attack.

Khonshu: Do not worry. When the useless worm gets back the small human is gonna be here too.

* Marc getting suspicious*

Marc: Khonshu... What have you done?

Khonshu: Nothing. Just give some high experience to the little one.

* Y/n on the highest self in Stevens home trying to get down and not to die*

Marc: You are the worst.

Khonshu: She wanted to be taller. I helped her.

Y/n: GET ME DOWN YOU ALBINO CHICKEN!

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Layla: So... How is your relationship going with Khonshu?

Y/n: You know. Sometimes I feel like we are bonding. Like speaking of Egyptian culture, reading hieroglyphics, watching the moon and stuff like that.

Layla: oh that's kinda cute.

Y/n: yeah. But sometimes when I looking out of the window i feel this little wind. And the next moment I nearly fell out of that said window.

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*Marc and Steven having an argument*

*y/n walking in the room*

Y/n: what the hell is happening here?

Marc: who is more handsome?

Y/n: what?

Marc: who is more handsome? Steven or me?

*y/n looking at Marc with disbelief in their eyes*

Y/n: Khonshu.

*Marc, Steven and Khonshu speechless*

Y/n: you wanted an answer, I gave you one. Peace out guys.

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Steven: y/n, can you help me with this?

Y/n: of course. What's the problem?

Steven: I wanna practice a little self defense. Give me some advise how to do it please.

Y/n: Kill them.

Steven: pardon me, what?

Y/n: BREAK THEIR WINDPIPE!

Steven: KHONSHU! DON'T TEACH THEM THINGS LIKE THAT!

Khonshu: I'm really proud of you small one.

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And the last one is a fan fiction kinda thing. I just really like the idea how I would behave as Khonshu's avatar. So here we go!

" I have chosen you, to be my avatar. "

"Am, okay. "

"You will kill our enemies and be my loyal soldier. "

"Ahm... Excuse me but nope. I can't do that. "

"What? "

"I say I can't do that. You can use my body if you want (😏) but I don't do those kind of things. "

"Why? You afraid of the death or blood? You don't dare to dirt your hands? "

"Oh none of that. "

"Then what?! "

"I'm a lazy person. I'm not gonna running around and killing people. My favorite series starts at 5. Wanna join. "

"... "

"... "

" You stupid little worm. "

*stands up and getting the broomstick*

" Did you just call me little you fucking white pigeon man? I'm gonna send you back to hell bird bitch."

*Khonsu impressed but scared*

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(Yeah... I like broomstick....)

Seb broke the rules by wearing the "same love" tshirt during the anthem and he literally said "AND I'D DO IT AGAIN 🏳️‍🌈"

FREAKIN TODD

Way to go, Todd! (via moramarc)

Chaos in Us masterlist

relationships: steven grant x witch!avenger!reader, marc spector x reader, jake lockley x reader, platonic!khonshu x reader [gender neutral]

summary: When you leave behind your friends in New York to be the master of the London Sanctum you can't help but feel a little lonely. Luckily a mysterious gift shopist is there to make the foreign city feel like home.

a/n: infinity war/endgame never happened, the avengers are a happy family <3

chapters

Chaotic - When you move to London you aren't expecting to fall in love. You also aren't expecting an Egyptian god who kind of sounds like Darth Vader to crash your date but that's just your life apparently.

Cities of Loves - [coming soon]

blurbs

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I cackled out loud.

are you kidding me

*Eddie seeing Jason getting beaten up by someone in the distance*

EDDIE: Oh Gosh. What idiot is fighting with Jason this time?

*Eddie squints to look properly, noticing it’s Y/n*

EDDIE: OH SHIT! That’s my idiot!

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