Latest Posts by mau-mau03 - Page 5

Assumption: you're a virgin

No, I’m a Taurus.

I decided to create a 5 Copic Marker challenge for myself based off of Homestuck troll blood colors!

I drew Vriska Serket with the colors 100, B29, B24, B32, and B31 

Vriska Serket belongs to Andrew Hussie, Homestuck                                      Art is by @royalnerd

someone asked about sitting poses so i drew a bunch while watching a movie YEAH

PLS USE THIS ONLY as a loose reference THE ANATOMY IS PROBABLY NOT SPOT ON cause they’re done real quick HOPE IT HELPS!

Stop making excuses about why you can’t draw hands. Draw 50 of them today. Draw another 50 tomorrow. Draw them until you can draw them better, and then go back and draw them more. DO IT NOW.

How to Draw Hand

Was too fun to make.

I have no Idea how many people know this but its a life saver

Start off with a crappy scanned/phone taken picture like so Mess around with the SAI Filters, I usually go color deepen all the way to the left then mess with brightness and contrast until I find a good balance I like, then to top it off with a copied layer on multiply to make the lines darker Click what I boxed off and the magic has already happened you now are left with a clean lineart layer that you can color underneath to your liking : 0 Hell you can even color your lines however you want as well for a colored lineart

top 3 funniest beatles cartoon moments

3. George gets violently pummeled until he is crying on the floor

What kid doesn’t want to see someone get mercilessly beaten for an excruciating amount of time? Random unjustified character abuse is the specialty in this show. A grown man is on the ground sobbing in pain. What do you mean kids don’t like this?

2. Ringo tries to kill himself

Because suicide is a great comedic device. It should totally be taken lightly and joked about. It’s the sixties! Its not like the kids care about these type of things.

1. Ringo fucking dies

He just dies. He’s a ghost. I don’t even know. Best part is his friends don’t even care. Like they see that he’s dead and all they say is “Ringo’s a ghost” and “I can look right through him” and then they go and play their stupid little song while Ringo suffers in the background. Comedy Gold! 

disclaimer: none of these are funny at all and this post is 100% sarcastic. im just trying to express what the writers must have been going through the writers head bc i cant possibly begin to understand why they thought any of these were good ideas

i slowed down ringo laughing after they made a mean joke about him and caught perhaps the saddest thing ive ever seen. he looks so miserable walking away.

“real funny guys…real funny”

blank talksprite chat bubble thing 

e3

George: Now as I was saying, kids, I expect each and every one of you to really-

Ringo: *violently barraging George with bullets*

George: *unconcerned* What in blaze’s are you doing?

Things I didn’t understand as a child:  

why you’d make your bed every morning if you’re gonna sleep in it anyway

taxes

Things I don’t understand as an adult: 

why you’d make your bed every morning if you’re gonna sleep in it anyway

taxes

only 90s kids remember 

when you realize they weren’t waving to u 

go look at some of the replies i’m fucking screaming [LINK]

here are some of my favorites:

ecin

John: Where in blazes is Paul?

Paul: hEy god help oomph help someone help oomph ayy god someone help

John and George: *begin raving*

End of the School Year 📚

Reblog to see what Amethyst is thinking about!

*SCREAMS*

Dawww look at these cuties ^(^v^)^

My “re-colorings” of children’s coloring book pages is finally finished.

big William Adolphe Bouguereau influence.

Original images: 

When I’m hurt it’s fine, when you’re hurt I’m supposed to care..wtf

Meeeeeee (via ewaraiyah)

Garbage boys 👌 I’ll have these at #fanime and #akon 💖 #osomatsusan #totty #karamatsu

SAME

Feflux or Arasol?

RIPS OFF SHIRT TO REVEAL GIANT ARASOL TATTOO OVER MY ENTIRE BODY

The 8asic Aradia pattern information, in re8logga8le form. Use a long sleeve t-shirt as a templ8 and extend it 8efore cutting and finishing off the 8ottom edges. Make it wider than you need on the 8ottom for your hips, you can always sew up the sides more l8r.

The Maid hood should essentially follow the same process as the Heir hood.