If You Don’t Think I Love Bowser With Every Fiber Of My Being Then You Are Mistaken

things you didn’t know about the Bye Bye Man that make it sound even more like a fake movie than it already does:

the bye bye man has an animal sidekick. it looks like it’s a dog made of raw ground beef. 

a real and actual power that the bye bye man has is the ability to cause erectile dysfunction

when the bye bye man shows up, you hear the toot toot of a train. no reason is given for this. toot toot.

there are college students who own a house phone

faye dunaway is there

there is a character named Mr. Daisy. he uses the phrase “handsome boys.”

the bye bye man is shown in the library. he’s not cast in shadow or anything. he’s just there. he has some books. i can’t remember if we hear a toot toot when it cuts to him, but i like to think we did.

the bye bye man has long long touchin fingers

can you imagine hooking up with someone and the bye bye man broke your genitals. you would have to say “i am sorry i cannot get aroused the booboo man did a witchcraft on my peepee”

toot toot

ONE. MORE. GODDAMN. DAY.

I'm highkey not ready.

Why did you do this to yourself Tumblr...?

Oh, riiiight. Money.

The aroace tag is currently fully of positivity for aroaces that still experience some kind of attraction/want relationships which is great but right now I need some positivity for aroaces like me so:

Here is to aroaces who the idea of any kind of relationship leaves a sour taste in their mouth.

Here is to aroaces where the extent of their ‘attraction’ to anyone is an appreciation for good fashion choices.

Here is to aroaces who have to prove again and again that they honestly are happy being single.

Here is to aroaces that constantly have to deal with the narrative of ‘you can’t do x,y and z on your own’ even though they have been doing x,y and z on their own for years.

Here is to older aroaces who are reminded constantly by older people that they 'will soon be out of there prime and need to find someone to settle down with’

Here is to aroaces that never want to settle down.

Reblog if you believe that Jet Jaguar deserves to star in another Godzilla movie.

And in no time I'll be coming to you I'll be flying to you Moon on my shoulder

Say it with me: PewDiePie is a Nazi. https://www.instagram.com/p/BrRE677l90U/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=f8yimyfy2q3x

“I’m so fucking done with you that I just”

Guys, my bf actually bought me Kyoka Suigetsu 😭😭 I couldn’t have gotten more lucky. (It’s real 😭😭)

Me: Despite me being an aromantic asexual, I really enjoyed coming on here to look at porn art and gifs. It helped me feel more comfortable about the topic, and I can talk and joke about it with my friends :)

Tumblr: Hey >:)

Me: Uh, what?

Tumblr: We're deleting all the porn.

Me: >:O

Me: NO, NO, NOT MY SUPPORT PORN