Mautandewy - Dewin' It Up

reblog to delete all incest shipping

things you didn’t know about the Bye Bye Man that make it sound even more like a fake movie than it already does:

the bye bye man has an animal sidekick. it looks like it’s a dog made of raw ground beef. 

a real and actual power that the bye bye man has is the ability to cause erectile dysfunction

when the bye bye man shows up, you hear the toot toot of a train. no reason is given for this. toot toot.

there are college students who own a house phone

faye dunaway is there

there is a character named Mr. Daisy. he uses the phrase “handsome boys.”

the bye bye man is shown in the library. he’s not cast in shadow or anything. he’s just there. he has some books. i can’t remember if we hear a toot toot when it cuts to him, but i like to think we did.

the bye bye man has long long touchin fingers

can you imagine hooking up with someone and the bye bye man broke your genitals. you would have to say “i am sorry i cannot get aroused the booboo man did a witchcraft on my peepee”

toot toot

New rule: All memes must now be posted in the form of brain teasers

Today was an okay day, you know?

Got some snacks from WaWa,

Got fucked over on a job,

Went back to WaWa,

Hung out with some roosters and chickens outside a WaWa,

Got dropped off from "work" three hours early.

And did nothing for those three hours.

Yeah, just a casual day today.

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There is one thing in this world I love

Reblog if you would also die for Him

Three. More. Days.

Prepare for the end, bois.

various instances of hank stimming because it makes me happy

Hm. Two sets of the same three ads.

From Version.

Welp, it's official.

Tumblr is really selling out hard.

kenjaku: if i had a lame ass boyfriend i would hype him so much i would make him wait out side so i could go in first and be like get ready here comes the most specialest boy ever if you dont cheer and clap for him ill fucking blow this whole building up

then Jin appears out of nowhere and they live happily ever after