max-the-valkyrie
Hellur and welcome to my art/main blog <3Commissions are OPEN | tip jar: [Loading…]Current hyper fixation/s: CCCC 🫀🧠🔱, Danny Phantom, Sander Sides, Undertale & UTAU
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Hey so I didn’t get tagged but hello!!
@the-canid-crew @apthepotat @shrogking /nf :]
Tagged by @anatargmova ✨
1. do this picrew
2. do this uquiz
3. tag people
LOVE the validation from this uquiz lmao <3 was definitely expecting to get called out but instead it was like youre actually so sexy and cool
Tagging:
@lovewithoutresin @speaknowbuckley @bibellebibuck @joshrussosbff
(no pressure to do this ofc! ^^)
Oh fuck you’re right
New REBLOG Game
Just fucking lie about the previous poster
But… thats not a lie…
New REBLOG Game
Just fucking lie about the previous poster
Prev is tall.
:)
@the-canid-crew
New REBLOG Game
Just fucking lie about the previous poster
The Iris Eclectic
Close ups under the cut!
The Yang Electric
Close ups under the cut!
The Yin Acoustic
Close ups under the cut!
It’s both feet.
OKAY I AM LIKE ONE FOOT IN THE CHONNYS FIVE-WORDS-THAT-START-WITH-C MUSIC SERIES THING FANDOM BUT CAN SOMEONE PLEASE tell me what the Juno Incident™️ is?
Soon. (Doesn't elaborate)
(Also hiiiiiiii)
you say soon on the Ides of March?
IM BANNING YOU FROM THE KITCHEN, YOU LOSE YOUR KNIFE PRIVILEGES
The Juno Incident
HEART, lamenting their woes for the third time today (it's 2 pm): I'm so depressed everything sucks I want to die
MIND, on its last nerve (ha): THEN FUCKING DO IT ALREADY
HEART, already pulling out a gun: NO YOU
*Law and Order theme plays*
OH FUCK ITS MARCH
OKAY
I HAVE SOMETHING REALLY IMPORTANT TO ASK
How was Rome split in two?
With a pair of Caesars
okay it’s ruler of everything.
Imagine shooting at the sun and fucking missing
OKAY I AM LIKE ONE FOOT IN THE CHONNYS FIVE-WORDS-THAT-START-WITH-C MUSIC SERIES THING FANDOM BUT CAN SOMEONE PLEASE tell me what the Juno Incident™️ is?
OKAY I AM LIKE ONE FOOT IN THE CHONNYS FIVE-WORDS-THAT-START-WITH-C MUSIC SERIES THING FANDOM BUT CAN SOMEONE PLEASE tell me what the Juno Incident™️ is?
Being a woman is fucking wild man, like one second you’re hating the way women are described in books written by men and the next second you’re looking down and realizing Damn my breasts do be boobing boobily
Hyperthymesia, also known as
Highly Superior Autobiographical Memory (HSAM), is an extremely rare condition that allows people to recall almost every event in their lives with great detail.
For example, when given a date, a hyperthymestic can remember exactly and with vivid detail, what happened to them or what they were doing that day.
They can also recall what they were wearing, what they were eating, facial expressions, emotions, and many other episodic details from that day.
There are currently around 60 people in the world with confirmed hyperthymesia.
Some can even remember the day they were born, and only a couple of them can remember being in the actual womb.
dont forget to drink water ^^
AP??
Okay, we’ve all drawn our OCs before and after of their trauma, but I present a new trend:
Draw your character after RECOVERING from their trauma
Whether they’ve gone thru their redemption arc or they’ve just gone to therapy, I wanna see them recovered >:)
Holy shit I’m officially Older
*proceeds to put the wrong age on every form for the next three months*
Fuck I’m so sleep deprived I was genuinely convinced for a sec that Deadpool and Wolverine ACTUALLY fucked in the movie
See kids this is why you gotta remember to separate fiction from reality
Hey so I’m a semi-new Gravity falls fan who’s really new to the decoding stuff. I’ve just gotten the Lost Legends book (and Journal 3 and Mabel’s bedtime stories) and have somehow found the Shmebulock website
But like. I don’t know how to decode the little messages at the ends of the pages
Anti-Mabel page’s:
ABEM VEH HIM NFBL-FRZM QF S DHVH DPTVLM SYADMM FICDVN KIW JZQVTNFT “JRDQHZN WO GBMZVIUT” UW CWWSPN KIQYW BKIH GMMRH. PH MB JFZL TWUMWU.
Shmebulock page’s:
BUW BUYN AFIAAVJ SO GIURTCOSLY: TCPZ PRVACSA ZWV HRMISM. ODQQH DBJDRJAH PJIHPVFO. RRUM DCEW? SLRMBFAF.
Does anyone have any pointers or tips or like. Would be willing to help lol
Are you still assessing? :]
Reblog to get sent assumptions about you. Interests, habits, favourite colour, height, anything goes >:3
Enter stage right, looking disheveled
“Damn! You look like you had a wild night, spill!”
“Yeah thats one way to say it. Well, I was definitely bent over my desk til two in the morning”
“Hell yeah, who’s the lucky person?”
“Calculus.”
“Oh.”
Holy shit this took a long time to read, but I wish I had it when I first joined.
Even if you’re not new to tumblr, you can still learn things! Check out this guide, it explains so much and it’s organized quite lovely :)
THE ULTIMATE GUIDE TO TUMBLR AND ITS CULTURE
Hello everyone! I've been working on this project for about two weeks now and I'm SO happy it's finally done!! Behold! The ultimate guide to tumblr!
Seeing as many people are taking shelter here from Twitter, a lot of long time tumblr users are afraid that these newcomers won't know how to respect our culture. As we know, tumblr is not like any other social media. We have history. Let this guide serve as an introduction to all newcomers. If you have a friend looking to join our lovely hellsite please share this document with them!
If you spot any spelling or factual errors please tell me and I'll fix them as soon as I can!! (note: if you want to correct a factual error please provide evidence that your correction is true!)
It is highly recommended that you view this doc on PC, it looks ass on mobile
As stated before this took many hours out of my life and was very very tiring. Reblogs are VERY appreciated
Anyone else just. Accidentally hoard empty water bottles?
Like there’s no rhyme or reason, it’s complete accident, but a week or so passes and you look around your room and find like three empty bottles staring back at you saying “mother please. It’s our time. Let us go” and you just stare back like “but my children i just met you noo” “no you fucking haven’t now throw us away”
And then you forget for another week and now they’ve multiplied???
MY NEW COMMISSION SHEET!!!!! Please help support me!
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More examples of my art!
