You Think You're 'the Most Fuckable Person At The Grocery Store' And Those People Aren't Thinking About

ibuprofen should grow on bushes like wild berries

”the dark side of pretty privilege” oh shut up you attention seeking cunt

i walk a fine line between “i’m asexual and i hate how much the world revolves around sex” and “sex is way too stigmatized and people should be able to be more open about it if they want to”

she res on my urrection till i come. (back. (from the dead))

I'd rather be chained to a radiator in someone's basement than have a "career" (said while logging onto Indeed.com)

I used to think I was attracted to men and maybe trans because I would look at mlm couples and be like I want that I want boyish love I want to wrestle and give each other shit and punch each other on the shoulder and be a little messy and dumb together I wanna blush at each others arm muscles. Turns out I’m just a butch who likes butches. Revelation. Didn’t know you could do that but it’s so cool like yeah show me your truck’s special features buddy I’m gonna kiss u stupid later. Oh u basically wore a gym outfit on our date that’s so hot actually, can I interest u in me slipping my fingers up the hem of your basketball shorts when I touch your knee? oh u cuddle me by spooning me in a half assed headlock that’s so cozy. I love being a boyish lesbian I love boyish lesbians I am kissing you all on the mouth

theyre unlocking new types of guy over on reddit apparently

technically all sex is incest because we are all brothers and sisters in christ

marijke van warmerdam, from the book “soon and now”

I wish I could vomit at will. I would get out of so many situations just by throwing up on someone