Maxwellsangel - Salt The Earth Behind You

next up on the docket: the author's blatant (and yet thematically relevant!) fetish

so we know that humans share 50% of their dna with bananas. and also, they say one in four humans are related to genghis khan. using this information, we can determine that genghis khan was 200% banana

dead

I just went for a run and ate a giant kale salad and I feel like I will never be depressed again

the misandrist fujoshi is the bravest thing a woman can be in our world

Common Frank Bidart banger (from "In the Ruins," in Half-Light: Collected Poems 1965-2016)

really upset that they cut my scene from the bible

"Femininity is rewarded!" "No, masculinity is rewarded!"

You're both wrong. It's perceived gender conformity that's actually rewarded.