TZP AND NICHOLAS IN REAL LIFE

Me, opening AO3: let’s see if I can find a fic will give me the very specific high I need to go on living for another day

Every day

Me: oh that’s such a good fic idea! I totally have to write this!

Also me:

*MINOR VOLUME 2 SPOILERS!!*

Eddie: Oh I’m just starting this sucker, Harrington’s got her, dontcha big boy? *grins*

Me:

You see two cishet characters I see a trans masc gay Eddie and a genderfluid bi steve we aren’t the same

me: :( youtube: bill hader breaking character on snl for 10 minutes straight me: :)

Eddie Munson and Steve Harrington deserve to be boyfriends...

I attach evidence

I rest my case...

So canon

that's literally them

Some early It: Chapter Two (2019) content

I just imagine.. On holidays, Alex takes a nap next to him, and Henry reads his favorite book

What is happening? I need answers…..