“When God Sends Me To Hell, I Want Him To Hesitate.”

Sometimes Tommy expects to wake up in limbo

No one owes you their sexuality.

NO ONE.

You are not entitled to anyone’s sexuality. Period. No questions asked.

HAPPY 117 EVERYONE ITS BUNGOVER ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

ranboos friends congratulating him on coimg out :,)

love these guys fr

Tbch we do NOT talk enough about Michael_B being a little piggy and going oink and snort and having a curly little tail. Let's discuss

More cuddles?

new chapter tomorrow, i'm at the homestretch of editing and! as a bit of a treat you guys are getting two chapters :) i'll publish them within an hour or two of each other (depending on how nice i feel) around my evening time so- keep your eyes out for the usual one hour countdown 👀

i can hear him going “nooooo my brand- bruhhhh”

x

[Video Transcript:

Tommy, shouting: Dad!

video jump cuts

Tommy: Hello? Oh-- Sorry I meant to shout Phil's name... Philza Minecraft. [while laughing] S-sorry- y'know-

Tommy's Dad: unintelligble

Tommy: Dadza - Dad, you know they get sort of easily... No I'm sorry I didn't mean-- No, no, no, pl- you can help as well- do you have- No no no, Dad, no no!

Tommy's Dad: It's fine, It's fine

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Tommy: phil. My dad's staying round and I accidentally just shouted 'Dad' meaning you, and he came in- while I'm streaming- and he went 'oh.'. And I went 'oh sorry I meant Phil'. And Ive never seen so much sadness in a man's life when i went 'Oh sorry I meant my e-dad not my real dad' and he looked at me and went...

Philza: Yeah, yeah, that's the appropriate response. ]

[image id: a screenshot of minecraft chat reading

<TommyInnit> ive just hurt my real dads feelings

<TommyInnit> not my E-Dads ]

goodbye, l’manberg. you were never a good idea to begin with, but at least you tried.