Hamlet: Drank The Liquid Inside Of My Magic 8 Ball And I’ve Been Predicting The Future All Day. My

Did Saint Sebastian really have to look like that while being tended by Saint Irene?

me at 8pm: you know im kind of tired maybe i’ll actually get to bed at a reasonable hour like 10 or 11 or something

me at 2 am:

all this praise for female actors who have been hamlet onstage. well. what about the praise for ME. who has been hamlet so many times. inside my head

some of my favorite moments from history of the entire world, i guess

part 1 | part 2 | bonus

are you ever scrolling through tumblr and you have a thought and immediately lose it so you have to scroll back up to give your brain the conditions under which it originally created the thought so you can bring it back

sure, when my grandfather fought nazis and fascism he was “a hero” and “on the right side of history” but when i do it im “way too sensitive” and “no better than they are”

Horatio: Hamlet is such a nice person underneath the part that hates everybody!

the way urls that are some variant of the name Horatio are super common because we're that much of Hamlet lovers... very sweet

ed: no more booze, no more drugs, and most importantly, no more stede. 😤

stede: hello edward! 🤗

ed: 🙃😖😩😭🫠😵‍💫😵…hi. 😐

mary: wait, you two know each other? 👀

stede: shipmates! 🤗

ed: ☠️🖕🏻💔🗡️🚫 …former. 😤

stede: ☹️

i wish everyone who makes up lore and intricate storylines for poorly written / under developed / side / minor characters a very pleasant evening