Listen. I Know Every Year We All Go "I Wish Good Things Will Happen !" "I Want My Life To Turn Around

the first people to ever use terms of endearment for each other must have been so in love i’m in tears just thinking about it

Some people have never ranted to their friend about futility of life while holding the skull of their childhood jester and it really shows

wretch(affectionate), abhorred monster(affectionate, sexual)

y’all

a mutual of mine

suddenly has posts on their blog

with links to “find women to have sex with”

my mutual is NOT POSTING THESE

tumblr just got even worse

i have dumb bitch disease and YES im afraid it is fatal

I’m so glad someone else has noticed Hamlet’s canonically terrible poetry I love him

YES. Look I love him but when even Polonius knows your poetry is bad…it’s rough.

I was so confused during today’s Drac Daily about this part in particular

Because that??? Bro, that ain’t Hamlet.

I went digging and found someone attempting to explain it:

If it is referencing this scene then it’s the part in the play where Hamlet says he’s going to throw everything off the table of his mind and focus only on revenge (this does…not work out for him).

BUT THEN

SO BASICALLY

B A S I C A L L Y

Stoker’s dumb acting friend MISQUOTED SHAKESPEARE loudly and often enough that it wound up in this novel????????

i’m oscillating between dimensions y’all want anything

I couldn’t sleep until I drew this

legally there's nothing stopping you or i from changing our last names to pendragon