I Really Enjoy Just Existing In Hotels. The Long Identical Hallways. The Soulless Abstract Art. The Weird

Unicorns, Apocalypse, and Walt Disney

They have made movies about it. Written books about it. We prepared for zombies: infected humans hellbent on destroying society from the inside out. We had it all wrong. Nobody ever suspected to see Walt Disney ride beside the four unicornmen of the apocalypse.

me: okay, so, are we fighting or are we flirting? because i'm getting mixed signals here

vampire: my fangs are literally inches from your throat right now

me: that doesn't answer my question

Fuck your zodiac sign which greek mythology characters do you kin

Did you have a homoerotic friendship with a girl in highschool that ended in tragedy and you two never talking again or are you normal?

stratford-upon avon 1973, 2013, 1980 | the other place, 2000 | the hollow crown, 2012 | the dunedin globe theatre, 2019 | the almeida, 2018 | the barbican, 2016

Part of the New Internet Grammar: using question marks not to denote questions, but upturns in voice, so that a tentative statement gets a question mark but a flatly delivered question doesn’t.

Reblog if you think werewolves are people too

Proving a point to Dolores Umbridge

euripides, from “orestes”, an oresteia (trans. anne carson) // dead poets society, dir. peter weir // kill your darlings // if we were villains

biblically accurate angels • tip jar

oh yeah studying is going fine, would be better with your arm draped across my waist as I periodically recite an interesting fact to which you sleepily mumble your appreciation tho