CALL ME L8R, I Texted Back. But There Was No Reply—and It Would Be A Long, Long Time Before I Heard

Reblog if you think werewolves are people too

Proving a point to Dolores Umbridge

Before the internet, librarians were the gatekeeper of knowledge. For your reading pleasure, the New York Public Library released a cache of queries and conundrums called in from the 1940s to the 1980s.

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*Lemony Snicket voice* The word ‘poison’ here can mean many things. ‘Poison’ may literally refer to the presence of an unwashed llama in a stream from which a nearby village likely collects its drinking water. Likewise, it may figuratively refer to the effect of greed and isolation on the priorities of a young ruler, or the machinations of a villainous royal advisor on the health and wellbeing of said young ruler. In this case, however, ‘poison’ most literally refers to the poison, the poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco’s poison… That poison.

shakespeare’s like “hamlet is 30 years old,,” okay boomer. he’s 19 and that’s all i’m gonna hear on the subject

Ophelia: You looked stressed.

Hamlet: Thanks, it’s the stress.

classic lit hits different than modern lit not because modern lit lacks depth but because there’s something so incredible about reading something and knowing that hundreds of years before you people were living, breathing, loving, the same way you do now. like one hundred years ago someone read these same words and felt them and read them just as you do today, and you’re connected despite the times that separates you

i don't think with my brain i think with my heart and it's disastrous

some of my favorite moments from history of the entire world, i guess

part 1 | part 2 | bonus

Vintage/Retro Bowling Alley Carpet Patterns

crying over sirius black seems like a good way to spend my time right