Big Fan Of The “I Can’t Fix Him But I Can Follow Him To His Tragic And Untimely End And Love Him

Reblog if you think werewolves are people too

Proving a point to Dolores Umbridge

I was in line at Aldi and this girl with two toddlers in front of me had her card declined and she looked so fucking sad and said “let me call my husband real quick” and it was only 18 dollars, so I just paid for it, and she was very sweet and then as she walked off, the lady behind me said `”You know that was probably a scam, right?” and like, even if it was, like what a sad fucking scam, right? 18 dollars at the Aldi. If you’re “scamming” me for some Tyson chicken and apple juice and cauliflower, then just take my fucking money. 

“A scam” people are fucking wild.  

legally there's nothing stopping you or i from changing our last names to pendragon

conservatives be like "trump is awesome" and their source is trump himself

Who invented boredom and where are they. I just wanna talk

all this praise for female actors who have been hamlet onstage. well. what about the praise for ME. who has been hamlet so many times. inside my head

everyone shhh for a second and look at this ink doodle of diomedes and glaucus hugging by 18th century painter antoine-jean gros

my love language is people cooking and feeding each other food, like it’s so intimate for no reason

sorry, i mythologized your boyfriend. yeah i took him and a few other boyfriends and merged them together with local folklore and mystic elements into one legendary figure. he's going to be really hard to pin down historically. sorry about that. I can make you his consort in some stories if that helps.