Broke: Vampires Are Vulnerable To The Trappings Of Christianity Only, Particularly Catholicism, No Matter

*teenagers by mcr blasts in the background*

2023

1. COMMIT TO THE BIT

2. PARTAKE IN THE DIVINE ACT OF CREATION

3. LET THE SOFT ANIMAL THAT IS YOUR BODY LOVE WHAT IT LOVES

Anyone else only in their 20s but feel like they are running out of time to get their life together??

Saying there are no aliens in the universe is like scooping a cup of water out of the ocean and saying there are no fish.

What does one listen in the matter of music in dark academia ? (Playlist for the mood)

musical reconstructions of ancient instruments and fragmented odes to the gods, here ‘x’ and ‘x’ 

a sultry melody to guide your sleepy waltz in the libraries and coffee spots as the evening settles, ‘x’

for a time of chaos and late essay submissions, ‘x’

a haunting aria to accompany you on the rushed morning march to campus after a night spent devouring volumes of academia and feverish scribbles, ‘x’

lastly, an entire symphony to dance around the steam of my tea and colour the ink-like sky with traces of a macabre passion that only a ghost would understand, ‘x’

the only real good ship dynamic: tragic hero x person with genre awareness

so we’re watching shrek because it’s wednesday my dudes and we have taste and when they get to duloc there’s a sign that says “you’re parked in ‘lancelot’” but (!) as we all know it’s established in shrek the third that the arthurian legend hasn’t even occurred yet in the scu (shrek cinematic universe) as arthur and his knights (including lancelot) are still in high school so @dreamworksanimation

Gertrude: Where have you all been?!

Hamlet: Oh, just out dealing with things way beyond our maturity level.