Meat-stuff-drawer - Bez Tytułu

The last machine on earth and the last human to achieve godhood

(Watercolor and gouache on paper)

Wait, green and blue. Accidentaly Jmart coded

Homophobia in his eyes

today's warm up: Bless, bless, the shifting flesh (Guess whose been listening to TMA again)

My quick rendition on how Jared might look like

I like the idea of him having a hand made of hands

suggestive

A little joke before and after my previous drawing.@pati-patter gave me the idea.

So apparently Tumblr ate my original post about this but:

A couple weeks ago I’m going to get lunch and as I open the fridge, my mother attempts to communicate to me that any chicken currently in the fridge is ok for people to eat, because the chicken that was intended for the dog to eat has been used up.

What she actually says is, “That’s human chicken.”

After taking a minute to process all horrible implications of the phrase “human chicken”, I decide to go a different route and hold the tupperware of chicken out to my sister, saying, “Behold, a man!”

This was evidently the wrong choice, as it meant I had to explain to my parents who Diogenes was, thereby cementing the incident in their minds and leading to me, just now, opening the fridge to see the following incredibly cursed image:

Paul Sougy. Nerve Tissue, The Spinal Cord, Cell Division, Breathing, The Liver and Pancreas, The Kidney, The Eye. Published by Dr. Auzoux. 1946-1957. 

Me when I’m in my enclosure after being silly (I ate four children and a mother)

i have crazy garlic fingers from peeling and chopping garlic cloves yesterday this phenomenon is always fascinating to me because it reminds me that i, too, am made of meat, and therefore i am also susceptible to being seasoned

oh shit!!! a rat!!!!!

what were YOU going to do with the blood, j hops?? don't let it go to waste. feed your local BLOODBOY today