Commission For @razzlegummibear! Thank You Soooooo Much For Letting Me Do This!!! I Love Flesh And Bones

LISTEN UP MAGNUS ARCHIVES FANS‼️

I WANNA KNOW YOUR TMA FEAR ALIGNMENT/S 😡 THIS IS NOT OPTIONAL /j

i’ll go first, mine is the lonely :3

He just got excited , leave him alone 😔😔

'santa cruz jerk-beef ruin--corner,' 2002 in adriana varejão: histórias às margens [at the margins] - museu de arte moderna de são paulo (2013)

I promise I'll learn to draw a few other characters but for now I'm struggling with the ones I already knowwww.

My friend finally finished the first chapter of his story, go check it out!!

Mind the archive warnings!

Another redesign

This time I made him look more normal, he still needs to somehow work in the gym. Last design will be him during the apocalypse, where the growth would morph into more arms.

So apparently Tumblr ate my original post about this but:

A couple weeks ago I’m going to get lunch and as I open the fridge, my mother attempts to communicate to me that any chicken currently in the fridge is ok for people to eat, because the chicken that was intended for the dog to eat has been used up.

What she actually says is, “That’s human chicken.”

After taking a minute to process all horrible implications of the phrase “human chicken”, I decide to go a different route and hold the tupperware of chicken out to my sister, saying, “Behold, a man!”

This was evidently the wrong choice, as it meant I had to explain to my parents who Diogenes was, thereby cementing the incident in their minds and leading to me, just now, opening the fridge to see the following incredibly cursed image:

So angry rn >:(

one of THE FIRST things i thought of when watching the mimic defense video from vita carnis was "oh my god, someone can draw the mimic in drip" BECAUSE THE WAY THEY BLEND IN IS DRESSING UP IN CLOTHES. BUT NO! NO ONE DREW THE MIMIC IN SICK AS CLOTHING

WHERE IS THE MIMIC IN A ADIDAS JUMPSUIT?? WHERE IS THE MIMIC WITH A ROLEX?? WHERE IS THE MIMIC WITH JORDANS???

HECK, WHERE IS THE MIMIC IN THE STRAWBERRY DRESS??? WHY NO ONE DRAWN A MIMIC HAVING A SILLY AND CUTE PHOTOSHOOT!?

THIS IS CRIMINAL!!!

(/lh)

It’s funny how sacabambaspis is like the funniest looking animal in every hypothetical except for that one picture that makes me feel like I’m about to be killed