Help Me

I am whatever gender has the shortest line at the bathroom

r/stupiddovenests features so many mourning doves which is insane to me i didnt know they were so bad at this. always thought the bad nests was a feral pigeon thing

I need to see a bitches arm vein while she chokes me, I need a death grip on my throat

big day for substances like easily one of the top days for substance use

this meeting could have been a thirty year long loveless marriage

all my friends should quit their jobs/drop out of school so they can PLAY WITH ME

okay but aging is literally a privilege. notice that

How to do sex:

Put the lime in the coconut

shake it all up