Me Listening To My Playlist: Omg That’s Crazy I Love This Song

I loved when AI art could never be anything but AI art. the dreams of a computer. now it's all boobs and photorealistic women doing bad kink. but I remember you. I miss you. I love you, Secret Horses.

everytime I get a negative covid test I think of the big vaxxed papi tweet

He is smiling because he got a cool new hat

oiling up my slutty mice

we developed powerful teeth and jaws to rend the flesh of the devious sourdough loaf

got kicked out of the time loop cause i wasnt learning any life lessons and was just using it to crank my thang crazy style

How to do sex:

Put the lime in the coconut

shake it all up

if i see a group of men laughing i just know its not funny

"Here are some fun doodles of all my OCs!!"

Why are they all thin?

"Here are my fashion sketches inspired by my favorite toothpastes"

Why are they all thin?

"Here are the my favorite viddy game characters!"

Why are they all thin?

"Look, I made a gifset of my otp, brotp, notp, hoetp..."

Why are they all thin?

"Let me introduce you to my favorite artist, they have an instagram!"

Why is all their art of thin people?

"I'm working an obnoxious ~relatable~ four panel weekly comic strip about my life, check it out!"

Why are all the people in it thin? Do you never meet fat people?

"These are my top 10 fave shows on netflix!"

Why are there only thin characters across all of those?

"Lol I drew mushrooms as people, fungisonas, look!"

WHY are they all thin?!?!

"I'm taking consensual street photos of fashionable people in a megapolis city like New York or Paris, here's the best 500 from the last year"

WHY ARE ALL OF THEM THIN?!?!

I beg you. Please. Please start seeing it. Keep asking that question until you see. Then ask it harder. Question your favorite creators, your favorite media, your favorite artists, your favorite self. Why are they all thin?