You Can't Stay Awake Forever. (contains Spoilers For Marble Hornets)

it’s so funny in unmortricken how hard our rick gets judged by the other ricks for having not one, but TWO mortys. like damn bro you’re THAT attached you had to have two of them? he’s losing cool rick points by the minute. imagine if they found out he also has two daughters.

"jon wouldn't wear that outfit" but consider: what if he did. second consideration: what if he served cunt

kind of obsessed with the characterization of jayce and viktor as fundamentally good people who will also go absolutely batshit insane if you separate them because theyre also ridiculously codependent to a degree that is concerning for everybody else's wellbeing. they were literally away from each other for a couple of months and almost ended the entire world

i love how tma introduces canon vampires and immediately glosses over them. yeah we have vampires here. who the fuck even cares. we’ve got bigger fish to fry jonathan

i think im getting artblock so heres this

yeah so Tim why do you just have zip ties

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Turtle luck am I right? Take two Bc the panels were out of order last upload oopssss

at this point nothing Charlie Slimecicle will do surprise me. Nothing. He could win the Olympics and I would think it makes sense. He could adopt three hundred tarantulas and train them to dance ballet. He could invent a language only cakes can understand. He could commit mass manslaughter, and I wouldn’t bat an eye. Nothing would phase me. I am immune.

played gartic phone w/ my siblings,,,

"I'm gay" "I'm straight" okay??? I made you??? I showed you infinity??? And what did you do with it??? Hang out with my grandson??? Raise echoes of my daughter??? What's your life without me??? Admit it??? You would've been me??? I just walked into your garage before you walked into mine??? But eventually you did??? You lived in my house???