So Five Goes From “guy Who Will Literally Break Time And Space To Save His Family” To “homewrecker

the fact that we went from five screaming, damn near crying, after seeing the apocalypse in a flashback for .2 seconds

all from seeing kids playing in the street

to five not even reacting to physically being in the apocalypse again

its disgusting..

like look at how close to greatness we were! lilas expression, recognising that this is Five's personal hell, like come on

and we get only a pensive face from five?? after literally stepping foot in the apocalypse that drove him mad?? remember when Viktor returned to the place that drove him mad

im just so dissapointed

uhhhm spitballing rickdiane first meeting. what if we were bratty kicked out teens and we happened to buy tickets at the same bus station to go be cooler ppl in a better place? and we were both trans?

( waves hand i also think diane was more abrasive than she's usually portrayed, rick tends to like less squeaky people, "summer reminds me of you", many such things. )

what homemade hormones in ur basement does to a couple

looking for fics about your favorite character on ao3 be like:

dont care

dont care

dont care

what the actual fuck

dont care

ooh that sounds- what the fuck

unfinished

don't care

the best fic ive ever read in my life. this absolutely ruined me and ill never be the same ever again

dont care

Fucking insane, cracked out theory

Goobleck is what Gegg hatched into

Okay so yk how kusuke would probably be kusous doctor? Imagine how the check ups go

Kusuke: Alright ur done, you can go now.

Kusou: where is my lollipop?

Kusuke:

Kusuke: kusou ur 16-

Kusou: where is my lollipop kusuke.

The 8th of August, 2024

Two mistakes of the universe go for a walk. Despite this, the universe doesn’t chew them up and spit them out. It lets them be. They deserve it, after all.

It’s a lovely day.

he gets me

Can I hug you? Like, just a platonic hug?

them..

his ass is NEVER beating the allegations

Leave it to DesertDuo to be the ones to make the best possible metaphor for their relationship. Bread Bridge. Their relationship isn’t love or hate or whatever else you want to call it, it’s that stupid fucking bridge.

Every time they meet, it’s the same song and dance, they try and build bridges, to connect to what they had back in that goddamned desert (and isn’t is ironic that there is one on this map, just out of reach?) yet even back then they were still the same. Yes they try and build bridges, but it never ends in any way other than violence.

Literally the first major DesertDuo moment, Grian tries to have fun with his friends and throw a little prank and what happened? Scar dies.

End of third life, Scar tries to apologize to Grian and repent for the betrayal he caused and how does it end? Scar dead in the sand and Grian not far behind.

Last life? Scar tried to befriend Grian immediately and he goes along with it, only for Grian to literally steal his life and run away.

And don’t get me started on Double Life. Souls so intertwined yet somehow the dynamic barely shifts. Every single one of their deaths occurred while trying to help the other did it not?

And here we are, on the fourth rendition of this hellscape and Grian is building a bridge to Scar. Do you think he saw it and had hope? That maybe they could be allys again? (There’s a way we can still be friends Mumbo)

Do you think there was any suprise when that bridge is basically what killed him?