Melalta - Fickled Ghoti

二

Two horizontal lines = 2.

Pretty straightforward.

I love japanese bc it’s so regular and logical. eg,

kore = this, sore = that, dore = which koko = here, soko = there, doko = where koitsu = this person, soitsu = that person, doitsu = germany

You win this round cheese

so we went to an improv show and we played this game where somebody is given a trait and another player has to guess what it is based on how they answer questions

and one of the players who was a taxidermist was asked “what do you do for a living?” and she replied “oh you know…. stuff” AND TO THIS DAY THAT IS THE GREATEST PUN I HAVE EVER HEARD MY GOD

throughout your life people will try to tell you that puns aren’t funny. these people are wrong.

I bought a sandwich cutter from China and I think the translation on the package is a bit off

It got real dark real fast

lion leopard lynx do I win?

animal that starts with L

………..long cat