I Woke Up Today And Chose To Be An Irritating Cunt Once Again

thinking about this quote:

“As far as the need to rebel against the idea of you, or the image of you: Like, I feel no need to burn down the house I built by hand. I can make additions to it. I can redecorate. But I built this. And so I’m not going to sit there and say, ‘Oh, I wish I hadn’t had corkscrew-curly hair and worn cowboy boots and sundresses to awards shows when I was 17; I wish I hadn’t gone through that fairy-tale phase where I just wanted to wear princess dresses to awards shows every single time.’ Because I made those choices. I did that.”

taylor… uh i don’t know how to put this… but i think you’re wearing the harness backwards… i could be wrong but 

i think its supposed to be like a corset top- type thing. still rocking it!

one time i was in a pub in london and saw lemonade on the menu and i was like mmmm lemonade!!! but i’ve been to australia and been tricked before so i was like hey is this actual lemonade lemonade or is it just sprite and she was like it’s actual lemonade so i ordered some and she brought it back and it was sprite. i hate england

The Last Time

The last time I wished on a star I held my head back, A waterfall of tears Cascading to soak the ground; Entreating for you to treat me With the considerate kindness You once bestowed on me With ease, like it came naturally– Like you loved me, at least– Then it was easy to believe.

But my wish proved in vain– Your coldness remains; you may Smile my way from time to time But it is shaded and strained. Nothing will ever be the same. I am moving on to brighter, Warmer things, learning From my mistakes, as painful As they are…so that is The last time I wish on a star.

just so you know 'jfc' (which you use in a lot of the tags on your posts) is an abbreviation for jesus fucking christ and you probably shouldnt use it if ur not a christian

I can't believe I read this with my own two eyes

Spinning in my highest heels, luv

She's often accused of playing the victim, that's a big line in like the Kanye stuff, and so on, like she's self-victimizing. But to me, what's actually kind of interesting, and it's almost an artistic flaw of hers, is that she is unable to be the victim. Like, in Dear John, which is one of her best songs, she has that, you burned all the other girls you date out, but not me, I got your matches before you could burn me. And so like, she actually doesn't play the victim, she's just kind of honest. Like, if somebody releases a music video of you with like, a giant nude wax Taylor doll, she'll be like, that's kind of revenge porn and I don't like it. That's just hitting back, right? So like, what actually irritates people about her is her refusal to be the victim of a situation, but like, they call it playing the victim.

B.D. McClay, Know Your Enemy: Taylor Swift Derangement Syndrome

Bradley James is not a man I would normally find attractive, but unfortunately for me they put him in billowy shirts and shoved a sword in his hand so my bisexual coding overwrote my normal attraction response

Fanfiction is just the best isn’t it? You can go read a 5k little dribble about your otp having a morning cuddle with a side of pancakes, and then go to a 100k full fucking space epic au that someone just wrote cause they wanted to. We have heartwretching fics, coffee shop au’s, westerns, modern fantasies, arranged marriages, medieval stories, I’m so grateful to fanfic writers for giving us stories (some better than published books) about our favorite characters to read on the daily for free.

Thank you <3