i learned that Chuck E. Cheese’s full name is Charles Entertainment Cheese, and according to his official backstory, he’s an orphan. He never had his own birthday, so instead he fills the void by hosting birthday parties for everyone else.
The relateability of this…
my solution to a terrible party is making grilled cheese. i was at this awful party one time so i went to the kitchen and just started grilling cheeses and everybody at the party was like “check it out this guy is grilling cheese” and i made everybody a grilled cheese. the party was good after that
The way to win my heart is with Melrose Place and spaghetti with chicken
The Trvppy Teen
Agender people literally need to Stop because I am Too In Love to keep up with them
Archie Andrews: What are you most passionate about?
Betty Cooper: What stresses you out most?
Veronica Lodge: What has been your biggest growing experience in life so far?
Jughead Jones: Pick a quote that speaks to you and explain why. Or, let it speak for itself.
Hermione Lodge: What do you love most about your hometown?
Cheryl Blossom: What makes you feel most confident?
Josie and the Pussycats: Favorite song right now?
Alice Cooper: Biggest ambition in life?
Fred Andrews: What’s the kindest thing anyone has ever done for you?
Kevin Keller: Describe your best friend
Reggie Mantle: Do you or have you ever played a sport?
Jason Blossom: If you only had one day left to live, how would you spend it?
FP Jones: What is your greatest vice?
Polly Cooper: Did you ever experience a rebellious teenage phase?
Joaquin: What’s one thing most people don’t know about you?
Pop’s Chocklit Shoppe: Where do you feel most at home?
The Blue & Gold: What’s something you’ve done that you’re proud of?
Maple Syrup: Give one peculiar fun fact about yourself
Riverdale Vixens: Would you consider yourself outgoing?
Sweetwater River: Where is the most memorable place you’ve traveled?
Letterman Jacket: What clique did you best fit into in school?
Pearls: What is a gift you have been given that you consider special?
Ponytail: How organized are you?
Crown Beanie: What is the one thing you couldn’t live without?
The Drive-In: Favorite movie?
Southside Serpents: Tell a story about a time you broke the rules
fucking mOOD
Me and my dad are friends. We’re cool. I’ll never be disappointed again, because I don’t expect anything anymore from him. I just let him exist, and that’s how we get along.