I Really Wish And Pray That We'd Get Some DickBabs In The DCAU/DCEU Soon. Hopefully In The Next Animated

Le jour du bain mensuel au Terrier

Belette : Bon. Alors, Putois c'est bon. Chouette c'est bon. Mulot c'est bon. Moustique et Taupe, c'est bon. Hyène c'est bon...Renard ?

Renard (juste venu pour aider) : Yes, c'est aussi bon pour Chenille, Libellule, Lynx et Lapin.

Belette : Non, toi, t'as pris ton bain ?

Renard : ...Oui...

Chenille : Il ment.

Belette : Je sais, mon troisième sens ne me trompes jamais.

Mulot : Ton sixième sens tu veux dire ?

Belette : Non, non, le troisième.

Belette : L'odorat.

J'ai ENFIN réussi à faire regarder le Visiteur du Futur à mon papa ((Après presque 10ans où j'en parle non stop avec lui))

Et

Vous

Savez

Ce qu'il

A

O S É

Dire ?

«J'aime pas Henry.»

Du coup je cherche un nouveau Papa.

Envoyez vos CV.

Lesbian Stimboard for Pride Month

The Group During Pride

Lance:

- Goes. All. Out.

- Wears a bi flag like a cape

- Paints his nails the bi colors

-Wears a shirt with some sort of pun on it

- (he has many to choose from).

- Knows at least three drag queens

- Gets up super early so he can be one of the first to get there

- Plans the entire day down to what they eat

-[Hugging Keith] THIS IS MY ACE BOYFRIEND AND I LOVE HIM SO MUCH. FUCK OFF HOMOPHOBES

- His Instagram is honestly one big Pride flag that day

Hunk:

- He was the one that brought Lance to his first pride

- Has a pan shirt just for the occasion

- Carries around Lance or Pidge on his shoulders 90% of the time

- Has actually been on one of the floats on more then one occasion with his moms

- takes home a tiny rainbow flag every year

- shirt is covered in pins

- Shay goes with him every year

- He got her one of those “Why be sexist, racist, homophobic, or transphobic when you can just be quiet?” shirts

- If anyone dares give him a dirty look for being with Shay, Lance will gladly flip them off

Keith:

- Had never actually been to Pride until Lance dragged him along and he actually ended up loving it

- Lance bought him an Ace flag (which he also wore like a cape)

- Painted his nails rainbow

- Wore a shirt that says Sounds Gay I’m In

- Lance tried to get him to wear a crop top but

- baby steps

- (He totally wore on the year after)

- Also made friends with drag queens

Pidge:

- Doesn’t really like crowds but she’ll be damned if she doesn’t go anyway

- Excellent crowd weaver but prefers to be on Hunk’s shoulders where she can see

- Matt bought her a shirt that’s says AroAce From Space and she wears it religiously

- Also wears over-the-knee socks with the Aro colors

- She and Keith have matching jean jackets that have the Ace flag on the back but it’s in the middle of June and neither of them want heat stroke

Matt:

- Wears a shirt that says Best Bi in the Best Buy logo

- Also wears a rainbow snapback (which is covered in pins)

- [him and Lance 90% of the time] BABY BI BI BI. BI BI BI

- Brings a portable speaker to blast his gay playlist at Coran’s booth

- No one can tell if the crowd hates it or loves it

- somehow always ends up being covered in glitter

Shiro:

- At first he went to support Keith but ended up having a lot of fun

- Painted little demi flags on his cheeks

- Spray dyed his little white tuft the pan colors

- Makes sure that Lance doesn’t empty his wallet

- (even thought Keith ended up having to pay for his dinner after his car mysteriously got covered in cheesy bumberstickers that same day)

- does free makeovers at Coran’s booth

Allura:

- Those girls that do the glitter boobs? Totally her

- Either that or she wears a long flowey mesh skirt in the pride flag colors 

- (Ok maybe both)

- Lance has begged her to dye her hair the pride/lesbian colors but she’s scared it’ll stain her hair so she sprays it on

- Makeup is colorful and on point. Eyes painted with the entire pallet, contour to the gods, highlight on point

- Helps makes bracelets for Coran’s booth

- Has also been on a few floats and even snuck the group onto one

Coran:

- Glitter. Moustache.

- Allura is actually concerned about the amount he has accidently consumed

- Runs a booth that sells things like flags and pins for super cheap

- If he sees someone that can’t afford something, he’ll give it to them for free

- Has dated one of the drag queens who preform

- (Don’t worry they’re still good friends)

- Allura got him a shirt that says “I AM the Gay uncle” and he cried

weewooweewoo they’re in loveeee

you can’t spell kaltenecker without klance

ryan reynolds and andrew garfield: we like dropping hints we wanted deadpool and spiderman to have boyfriends

ryan reynolds and andrew garfield:

Yeeeeeeeesssssssss

a lot of y’all out here making posts about how much you support enbies but will invalidate them if they don’t fit the mold.

the mold is white, naturally androgynous, non aligned, short hair, really skinny, afab, actively transitioning, identifing as trans, binding, pansexual or asexual, listening to indie or alt music, has a crowcore aesthetic, and maybe dyed hair.

let me clarify, if you fit this mold as a nonbinary person, you’re valid and you’re nonbinary. i’m not saying you aren’t.

i’m just saying if this is the ONLY type of nonbinary person you support, you’re enbyphobic.

nonbinary people can be poc, lesbian, gay, bi, amab, binary aligned, not transistioning, not identifying as trans, fat, and overall not fit your “ùwú enby space babey” aesthetic.

let nonbinary people exist the way they do.

stop treating our identities like things to be discussed or debated NO MATTER WHAT SIDE YOURE ON. nonbinary people are nonbinary and are valid, end of convo. our validity was NEVER up for debate. periodt.

if you take away one thing from this, let it be to LISTEN TO NONBINARY PPL.

- sincerely, a very pissed black autistic bisexual nonbinary person who uses they/her

terfs/gender critical people and transmeds/truscum, don’t even BREATHE near this post.

nonbinary people can add on but binary trans ppl and cis people should only spread.