Mellotrone - Mellotromatic

Scented Erasers

idk if this whole being alive thing is for me honestly

*thru tears* what if... i was a little stuffed animal. and you lvoed me so much? and hugged me to sleep and i was your favourite and andnyou always missed me when you couldn't cuddle me and whenever you woke uppl and saw me fallen by the side of the bed you'd go "oh no!!" and you'd pick me up and give me a big squeeze for being so brave down the side of the bed

there is literally nothing wrong with having a fetish. it comes pre installed with ur brain whether u realize it or not. stop being scared and go jerk off like youve never jerked before

[guy who has handled two conversations well in a row] I think I might be the most emotionally stable person on the planet of earth

the “pleasure to have in class” to overly active tumblr user pipeline

'there are no real men anymore. men nowadays are all too feminine, they even look and act like women' where are all these feminine men. where. can you pinpoint them on a map for me. please. can you direct me to them. im begging you. please. please please please pl

fuck the talking stage, will you braid my hair or not