derek hale has been glad his family home burnt down exactly Once in his life and it was when stiles stilinski walked past a spot on the wall where a photo of derek with frosted tips wearing Two puka shell necklaces used to sit. thinks to himself "thank god everything's ashes now he would've bullied me until i was forced to fake my own death"
it's here :) 155 pages of the art book! she's big so she'll take a minute to load but it should work. sorry that some pages look worse than others (the zipper notes were so annoying!!) but also i'm not
ludwig/yard youtube playlist—a playlist featuring over 300 videos with either all of the yard members, some of the yard members, or one of the yard members, including videos of ludwig by himself on other channels; regular videos, vods, and clips
slim jim challenge playlist
yardigan on internet archive—yard bonus video and audio, advice video and audio, special episodes and dcom; fear& bonus audio; updated semi-regularly
bootleg audios of the yard, wine about it, and fear& bonus shows; includes the advice show (advice updated yearly)
screen recording of the yard/wine about it bonus episode; audio
the yard premium feed on spotify—allows you to see advice questions
yardsear.ch—search transcripts of main and premium episodes
filmot—search transcripts for any youtube channel; loads more results but doesn't include premium episodes
Children of Dionysus laugh hysterically. Head thrown back and eyes watering. Once they start, it's hard for anyone to not share their euphoria.
Children of Aphrodite laugh like a loved one. They sound like your first love, laughing at the table next to yours.
Children of Hephaestus laugh with their bodies. Shoulders shaking and hands clapping together or hitting their thigh.
Children of Zeus laugh loudly. When they burst into laughter it can be startling, but it quickly becomes pleasant, like a summer thunderstorm.
Children of Athena laugh quietly. It's more of a chuckle, often hidden behind their hand. But even so, you can see their eyes sparkling.
Children of Apollo laugh like they're singing. Eyes closed and mouth open. People usually quiet down around them, because it often is the most beautiful sound they've ever heard.
Children of Hades laugh in deep tunes. And sometimes you can hear the dead sharing their joy.
Alright so you know how Rachel has a really famous dad? She’s probably also really popular on social media and she’s good friends with Percy so there are probably pictures of him on it. There was probably paparazzi involved. Social media probably thought they were dating. There were probably posts on how Rachel was in kahoots with a known terrorist.
I think if you asked Percy what his favorite animal is he’d be like ‘oh! definitely my buddy jeff! :)’ and then pull out his phone and show you a selfie of him in the fucking midnight zone smiling next to the most terrifying and fucked up deep sea creature that scientists literally haven’t discovered yet
travelling back to the paleolithic era to explain to a neanderthal that in the future there will be food that is simultaneously disgusting and also the best tasting food you've ever eaten. the neanderthal nods and says "oh yeah we have that" and leads me to a clearing in the woods where a perfectly normal mcdonalds sits.