Let's Go In Bullet Points Like They Did

I'm bored and have nothing to do so

I'm Bored And Have Nothing To Do So
I'm Bored And Have Nothing To Do So

Let's go in bullet points like they did

Lavender Marriages, in which one or both partners are homosexual and are married to hide sexuality. Not a new thing at all and is confirmed to still be happening.

Scooter- Karlie signed a contract with Scooter in 2015, a whole year before Scooter bought Taylor's masters and their fued began. Knowing the type of person Scooter is, he would want to hurt Taylor. What would hurt her more than having to watch as her own fans ripped the woman she loves apart for "betraying" her? So why wouldn't he force Karlie to be seen with him or post with him when he fully could?

Joe- Joe Alwyn is an aspiring actor. Playing boyfriend to the biggest popstar in the world skyrockets his career and he doesn't even have to do much. He doesn't want Taylor's love, he wants her fans and in return she gets to be with Karlie without anyone else's input.

Miss Americana- The "Joe" montage lasts approximately 5 minutes, she doesn't say his name or even use male pronouns. It's not very hard to run into someone's arms. We also have no proof he filmed any of that besides maybe? The hand bit. But again, very easy to fake shit like that. Karlie also attended a Reputation show and she actually knew the words.

Joe Leaving His Life Behind- You're right, I don't believe Joe left his ordinary life behind to hide Kaylor. Because he didn't, he left that life behind to be famous. He was an aspiring actor not really getting the roles he wanted, and suddenly here comes a golden opportunity, a chance to be skyrocketed to fame.

Joe's Family- I cannot stress this enough, yes. Bearding is tricky and to sell the relationship, you unfortunately sometimes have to drag families into it.

Taylor's Fake Stories- Again very simple answer, yes. Just like all her other stories about old boyfriends, fake. You think Taylor can make a whole album of fictional stories but not this?

Taylor's Usage of "He" in Her Songs- Wow how could I possibly ever figure this one out, it's just so complicated. It's not like you can switch pronouns easily. Oh wait yes you can, and in some of her songs, it actually works better.

Taylor's Songwriting- No one is saying her songs through Debut to Lover are all fictitious. Some are definitely are satirical but other than those and the male pronouns, Taylor is probably the most honest through her music. But Taylor is amazing regardless of all this. No matter her sexuality we will support her.

Alrighty well, I had fun.

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4 years ago
Just Saw A Tweet About Tay’s Necklaces, And I Can’t Believe I Didn’t Realize There Were FOUR!!!!!
Just Saw A Tweet About Tay’s Necklaces, And I Can’t Believe I Didn’t Realize There Were FOUR!!!!!
Just Saw A Tweet About Tay’s Necklaces, And I Can’t Believe I Didn’t Realize There Were FOUR!!!!!
Just Saw A Tweet About Tay’s Necklaces, And I Can’t Believe I Didn’t Realize There Were FOUR!!!!!

Just saw a tweet about Tay’s necklaces, and I can’t believe I didn’t realize there were FOUR!!!!! The minimal effort she has to put in into making people believe what she wants them to believe is astounding. Four guys she’s pulled this necklace stunt with, and people just go with it. The devil works hard, but heteronormativity works harder, y’all.

4 years ago

Oh wow, yeah... this year will make SEVEN years from when they first met officially in November. There are too many things happening all at once. How can people say they are not together. I mean. How can people believe that. They started their closeness on a trip in the f*cking woods y'all!! 😭

Oh Wow, Yeah... This Year Will Make SEVEN Years From When They First Met Officially In November. There

Clandestine meetings, illicit affairs... yeah I’m totally fine... NOT

3 years ago

What do people think the en route means?

I took it as en route to Taylor! 😂

3 years ago
Three Cats Is A Cat-lady, Two Cats Is A Party!!!!
Three Cats Is A Cat-lady, Two Cats Is A Party!!!!

Three cats is a cat-lady, two cats is a party!!!!

4 years ago

I like that last post where the only thing in focus is Taylor (and her ass) and everything else is slightly blurry around her. Is that what Karlie-vision is like?

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I Like That Last Post Where The Only Thing In Focus Is Taylor (and Her Ass) And Everything Else Is Slightly

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I Like That Last Post Where The Only Thing In Focus Is Taylor (and Her Ass) And Everything Else Is Slightly
4 years ago

hey swifties can we talk about the lover house

Hey Swifties Can We Talk About The Lover House

specifically about the room leading up to the reputation attic, boxed in by ts5, 6, and 7

Hey Swifties Can We Talk About The Lover House

with soft and folksy clothes

Hey Swifties Can We Talk About The Lover House

dare i say, cardigans?

3 years ago

a few age related observations & easter egg clownery

So first, Taylor's current age is 31.

A Few Age Related Observations & Easter Egg Clownery

In All Too Well (The Short Film), Taylor highlights being 21 years old. Then, later in the film, we cut to 13 years later.

A Few Age Related Observations & Easter Egg Clownery
A Few Age Related Observations & Easter Egg Clownery
A Few Age Related Observations & Easter Egg Clownery
A Few Age Related Observations & Easter Egg Clownery

21 + 13 = 34 years old

ATW10 book release Taylor was 34 years old

And then, we got this detail from Jimmy Fallon where Taylor mentions hinting at something 3 years in advance

Remember Taylor today is 31.

31 + 3 = 34 years old

A Few Age Related Observations & Easter Egg Clownery
A Few Age Related Observations & Easter Egg Clownery
A Few Age Related Observations & Easter Egg Clownery

Taylor also mentions in this interview that she actively sought to incentivize fans to read her lyrics with her coded messages. And that her lyrics, her words, are what she is most proud of in her career.

We've been seeing certain hints toward Speak Now as of late.

I must also remind you of this very important line from the Speak Now prologue. (I had this in a draft on November 1st and should've posted it then!)

A Few Age Related Observations & Easter Egg Clownery

Furthermore, I saw it suggested somewhere that the very title cards throughout the short film were chapter titles to ATW10 Taylor's book.

Long story short, I unabashedly in full clownery predict Taylor is planning on releasing a tell-all memoir like the ATW10 version of herself did. Furthermore, with the various Speak Now easter eggs we've seen lately, I also predict that Speak Now will be coming soon and that this "book millions might read someday" will be in our hands in about 3 years time

A Few Age Related Observations & Easter Egg Clownery

I believe this is something she's been planning for a while. And I can't wait to hear what she's been waiting to say!

2 years ago

Are you fucking kidding me? 🙈

Are You Fucking Kidding Me? 🙈
2 years ago

Tbh SR, I think differently than most of your anons/followers. I think that Karlie is already fully done with Jerk or at least by February not March, she is fully done and let me tell you why.

Taylor in Bejeweled MV has a clock that says “exiles ends, 2, 3”. This is clearly their exile. Them finally being seen together in public. Or at least clearing feud rumors.

I think that in Jan Taylor will be either dropping the LH mv, doing something unrelated OR keeping quiet as she is now. Then by February we might see a bit of her, then March as we all guessed is the actual sunrise.

But it won’t be a contract ending, instead a Kaylor reunion. First of all, it’s their anniversary month. Second thing is in the video it says “EXILE ends” that doesn’t sound to me like a contract ending, but their exile ending as in them finally being able to be seen together.

Cause after that scene Taylor takes her cloak off and is walking a runway THEN she meets Dita while wearing a 1989 outfit???? That gives reunion vibes to me.

In my opinion, a Kaylor reunion on tour is the best and most subtle thing they could manage. It’s gonna be the perfect opportunity. It doesn’t have to have any explanation, just one of Taylor’s friends attending one of her shows. Simple. They also pulled it off around 2018. Imo, they will try to do it again. They would kill all the rumors by just one move. Also it’s easier for them cause they won’t be interacting in front of anyone, but just seeing Karlie in the crowd and having Taylor take a photo with her backstage is MORE than enough to give everybody the middle finger.

As Karlie said, Jerk is her last client and her last stunt looks like a last push to the “they tried to work on it” but failed. I think she either will announce the divorce around February or after March, and if I’m right, after her reunion with Taylor on tour.

Also Taylor has been alluding a lot to the “six years” thing since Midnights dropped. First in her LH video she mentioned “six years of weird rumors”. Six years of Kaylor feud weird rumors right?

Then in Glitch “our love blackout”. This all looks like Taylor is definitely reuniting with Karlie to some degree.

I hope I’m right, but I also might be wrong.

4 years ago
Taylor And Taeok Lee
Taylor And Taeok Lee
Taylor And Taeok Lee
Taylor And Taeok Lee

Taylor and Taeok Lee

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