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I GET SO HIGH, OH!

taylor: i am obviously very heterosexual 🙄

also taylor: remember when we hung out in closets and then you left me inside the closet, back when you were mine, and then said you’d come back for me after you grew up? are you still a natural scene-stealer? can you still read my mind, twin? things were always so easy for you and i’m jealous and think about you and our oceans of promises every time we cross jet plane paths. i waited through a bunch of useless, masquerading men for you to come back

also taylor: once you touch up your makeup i’m going to flip you around and fuck you inside this closet and then leave you there like a house party and torpedo your life the cars you’re really bad at driving

also taylor: bisexual lover of mine from a decade ago, do you remember when i switched out all my partners over the last decade and it still wasn’t enough to keep us together and i still wonder if we would’ve worked out and how it would’ve been if we were brave? i changed myself a million times hoping you’d come back and i guess i am trapped in this scarlet maroon hell i built with my former roommate.

Y’all…. I’m speechless. This is a comment Karlie left on her new YouTube video today…. Not straight… I-

Looks like GrammyGate 2.0 is about to happen again (if she wins)… Let the games begin?


Submission 👆🏼


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SR: I would be surprised if she (or anyone) would win Album of the Year two years in a row. So I think this one will go by uneventfully.

Ohhh KK grabbing lunch with Ryan Reynolds makes total sense now. Their wives were busy directing and filming a music video together, parts of it in their NYC home. so they probably figured why not hang out with each other till their wives have time for them 😂🤪🤡

in conclusion, enchanted is about emma stone

@taylorswift show us how you’ll be listening to the 10 minute version of “All Too Well”

Just thinking about them having parallel lives from the very beginning, being named after a married couple - James Taylor and Carly Elisabeth Simon. Taylor growing up in a Christmas Tree Farm, and Karlie's last name being Kloss (from Klaus / Claus). Being scouted and gaining popularity at an early age (early teens). Attending the same events for several years after said stardom. Being told constantly by make-up artists and hairstylists that they're the same person, that they would be instant friends. Then officially meeting and bonding on November 13th 2013. They intertwined.

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