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Well we're just probs gonna hang out because I'm mixing my two friend groups so it may be a little awkward at first but I really hope they get well together!! I'm going to go to the supermarket to get snacks and drinks (not alcoholic because there are non drinkers in the group) and we're probs play some board or card games or just chat! Idk what I'm gonna wish for and tbh I don't know if I'll have a cake lmaoo. Like, I asked my mum for a meat cake (just some sausages and a slab of bacon with tea lights as candles on a plate) that she gave me in peak pandemic because I'm a HUGE MEAT LOVER and idkkk. I don't really know if there's anything I need to wish for tbh, I'm pretty content with everything I have rn and don't need more. Also, GO TO BED IF ITS LATE FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!! TEDDY DONT YOU DARE STAY UP EVEN IF IT'S THE WEEKEND!!!!!!!!!!

omg mel its been so long !! how ya been

Im doing quite well! Thank you for asking!! I've been very sick this last week but I'm much better now and it's my birthday today so I'm having some friends over!! (God a year into adulthood 🤯🤯) How are you doing, though?? Is everything alright??

😫😫😫😫😫😍😍😍😍😍🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

If this is the way I die then I die a soldier 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡

Thinking about schlatt and gunplay...

God I need him to shoot me in the thigh🙏 horny rambles below, beware there will be guns🇺🇸

First of all, schlatt is super fucking safe about it, okay?

The guns never loaded, he double checks every time, all that shit. He would actually die if he accidentally hurt you.

That being said....he loves pretending the guns loaded and the power he feels over u while holding it🤭

Loves to hold the gun to the side of ur head while he's railing u, one hand around ur throat and the other on the trigger.

He laughs when the muzzle pressed against u only makes u clench around him. "Awe, look at you, it's fucking pathetic. Getting off on me threatenin' your life?" He teases relentlessly.

He's totally made u give the gun a blow job before, sorry I don't make the rules🤷‍♂️

When ur acting like a brat all day, he waits to get u really riled up then shoves the gun against ur cunt.

"Go on baby, get yourself off. Fuckin' enjoy it, because this is the only thing touching you tonight."

Makes fun of the way u grind desperately against the muzzle, pushing it against ur clit.

U only become more desperate when you hear the safety click off🙏

And like, it's so fucking hot, right? Not only bc there's that looming threat of pain, possibly death, but also bc there's so much trust involved. Like, u love and trust him enough to hold ur life in his hands. U trust him enough to see u at ur most vulnerable and trust that he won't hurt you. That kinda trust is just soooo... ugh!!😫😫🙏

Oh also he gets horny when holding a gun now, pavloved himself into never being able to shoot at a public range lol

Idk if it's still your birthday in your time zone but HAPPY BIRTHDAY❗❗❗❗ all the best wishes ❤️❤️❤️

Not gonna be posting today, I'm celebrating my birthday 🥰

I would appreciate some requests for giffing though! You can send me anything Schlatt/Ted Nivison/Chuckle Sandwich related HERE!! Thank you!

🌻 !!

What do you want to know, handsome? /Plat 😊😊

reblog to remind prev they're not a bother and their presence is wanted <3

OHHHH sounds fun but I'd probs gag so bad istg ✋😔😭

Thoughts on soup?

certain ones: very good!! for taste and health benefits

chicken and stars was my favorite as a kid :)

Me too, me too!! I'm also very curious what people think of when they see my posts 😈

actually now i'm curious

guys what kinks do you think i have

For a second there I thought we were talking about Ben from the urban rescue ranch because he's mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

confession time there’s this borderline indestructible like nothing bad can happen to him guy on youtube who yoinks and boops various swamp animals (snakes, frogs, eels, crocs, frogs, etc) and he seems so stupid but after watching him for a little while. he oftentimes straddles crocs to yoink them and sometimes I wish that were me HEY I MEAN-

I miss mpreg Charlie slimecicle jokes... I miss them...

45 days since Charlie Slimecicle made an mpreg joke

I woke up like an hour and a half ago and I am so fucking pissed istfg I am so glad my finals are next week because I can't do this shit anymore