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My moots are all so talented 🥹🥹

bitches love my mcyt cosplay accessories

🫵 shorthair liquid loaf

Everything except witch, little shit and smol 🤓☝️🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵

i want to say that i'm not easy but that's so wrong. one "good boy" and i'm rubbing my thighs together fantasising about getting my back blown out by you. two "good boy"s and my pants are suddenly gone. past three "good boy"s you could use me however you want

PLEASE PLASE PLEASE IM OM MY FUCKING KNEES 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

ted idea.. hear me out

fake dating where ted asks you to act like his partner while visiting his parents place, because he told them for months on end he had a gf and now they finally want to meet her.

you agree, who wouldn’t.. yada yada.

main plot point i’m thinking of is being in his bedroom after meeting the parents, and when you’re both going to sleep. or so you thought.

as you’re scrolling through twitter for a nightly scroll before sleeping, ted kneels in front of you, moving your phone and kissing you. you reciprocate obviously, but pull back and ask him what he’s doing. there’s nobody around, there’s no acting to do.

but he’s murmuring excuses against your lips, moustache rubbing against your neck as he peppers kisses trying to find your sweet spot. mumbling something about how ‘it’s just practice, that’s all’

it’s a shit excuse but you don’t care, because the make out that ensues is heavenly.

lowk want to write this does anyone want it..

NOTICE: As more and more fanfic writers are using generative AI for their works (you uncreative dweebs), I hereby swear on everything I hold dear that I have not and will NEVER use generative AI in ANY of my written work. Everything I post will be organically and creatively my own.

I love you slimecicle-undates please don't go bald 🙏🙏🙏

Charlie Slimecicle is eating my curtain rod!

Nice surprise to wake up to 😋😋😋

(also does anyone actually know how to change the apps language guys please)

mlem ^~^

call me a waitress the way i need his tip

Guys, I'm sick rn and don't know what to do with myself so I could try getting back to writing?? Would anyone be interested? And please give me ideas my brain is literal mush rn

m r e o w ?

call me a waitress the way i need his tip