Petition To Make This ^ Be The Hugging Emoji. You Are Not Just A Person Standing Behind Me. You Are My

Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.

Yep.

SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THW BACK ❗❗❗❗❗❗❗🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

yall, hot take here, might lose some moots for this, but slimecicle is so fine bro i can’t even

Same energy as the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end 🤤✨

pretzels in general, fucking underrated

Truer words have never been spoken ✋😔

i love dick and balls

cock penis

sex penis penis yes

sex penis vagina also yes

weiner

i love men

wewe

or as the french would say, oui oui

uuunnhhhmnnggg mmeeennnnnbnn

Random face reveal timeeee 😫👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

PLEASE PLASE PLEASE IM OM MY FUCKING KNEES 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

ted idea.. hear me out

fake dating where ted asks you to act like his partner while visiting his parents place, because he told them for months on end he had a gf and now they finally want to meet her.

you agree, who wouldn’t.. yada yada.

main plot point i’m thinking of is being in his bedroom after meeting the parents, and when you’re both going to sleep. or so you thought.

as you’re scrolling through twitter for a nightly scroll before sleeping, ted kneels in front of you, moving your phone and kissing you. you reciprocate obviously, but pull back and ask him what he’s doing. there’s nobody around, there’s no acting to do.

but he’s murmuring excuses against your lips, moustache rubbing against your neck as he peppers kisses trying to find your sweet spot. mumbling something about how ‘it’s just practice, that’s all’

it’s a shit excuse but you don’t care, because the make out that ensues is heavenly.

lowk want to write this does anyone want it..

Guys, I started writing a charlie x ftm!reader (subtle, probs, idk yet) and I'm 1,2k words in and they just started making out guys i'm crazy istg what playing rayman origins all day does to a mf (also finals week goes hard)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!! I WISH YOU ALL THE BEST AND I ALSO WISH YOU CHARLIE SLIMECICLE IN A BOX DELIVERED TO YOUR DOORSTEP 😈😈😈😈💙💙💙💙

ITS MY BIRTHDAYYYY YAYYYYYYYYYYY

😫😫😫😫😫😍😍😍😍😍🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

If this is the way I die then I die a soldier 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡

Thinking about schlatt and gunplay...

God I need him to shoot me in the thigh🙏 horny rambles below, beware there will be guns🇺🇸

First of all, schlatt is super fucking safe about it, okay?

The guns never loaded, he double checks every time, all that shit. He would actually die if he accidentally hurt you.

That being said....he loves pretending the guns loaded and the power he feels over u while holding it🤭

Loves to hold the gun to the side of ur head while he's railing u, one hand around ur throat and the other on the trigger.

He laughs when the muzzle pressed against u only makes u clench around him. "Awe, look at you, it's fucking pathetic. Getting off on me threatenin' your life?" He teases relentlessly.

He's totally made u give the gun a blow job before, sorry I don't make the rules🤷‍♂️

When ur acting like a brat all day, he waits to get u really riled up then shoves the gun against ur cunt.

"Go on baby, get yourself off. Fuckin' enjoy it, because this is the only thing touching you tonight."

Makes fun of the way u grind desperately against the muzzle, pushing it against ur clit.

U only become more desperate when you hear the safety click off🙏

And like, it's so fucking hot, right? Not only bc there's that looming threat of pain, possibly death, but also bc there's so much trust involved. Like, u love and trust him enough to hold ur life in his hands. U trust him enough to see u at ur most vulnerable and trust that he won't hurt you. That kinda trust is just soooo... ugh!!😫😫🙏

Oh also he gets horny when holding a gun now, pavloved himself into never being able to shoot at a public range lol

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