I HAVE TO ACTUALLY LISTEN TO RIPTIDE NOW ❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗

I've seen countless posts on tiktok, Instagram and all that about partners peeling pomegranates for their s/o and saying that "you're worth the mess". Today while peeling a pomegranate I've realised that I've been doing this for years for myself. I'm worth the mess, I'm worth the dirty hands and the hurt wrists, because inside are the seeds that I love so much. I'm worth the mess, because it's for me, I do it for myself, even if I'd do it for so many other people. I make others happy, because I make myself happy. Just throwing that out there for anyone who needs to hear this. You're worth the mess, create the mess yourself, enjoy it and just let yourself be you.

Love you all parasocially

(also yes that is my vape on the second picture oh no I'm a smoker no way who would've guessed)

OKAY BUT THE BOTTOM MIDDLE ONE??? a tear fell down my thigh istg

ur gallery when ur dating charlie slimecicle 🎀

So relatable bo, as always

having oily hair makes me want to kill myself

hey mel! 💞

if i could tell you how fucking it jarring it was to see not only one of my favorite songs on a jschlatt fic, but also that it was x male reader— but not just any male reader, a trans male reader, and childhood/pre-transition friend schlatt, you wouldn't believe me.

as a fellow trans male! (us brothers must unite) ✊ to see representation is like... wowza. but to see representation for MLM TRANS READER??? non-existent. blip. zilch. nada.

only you and chappell roan are two people i've seen describe the absolute yearning and horror (and i really think the military should recognize being a trans guy liking a cis guy as a type of fighting the war because there's a) do they see me as a man b) do they like men c) would they like a man like me if they do or d) would they like me better if i was still a girl— it's a whirlwind, i don't know your sexuality, but based on that beautiful fic you wrote you've probably felt it. unless you pulled that out your ass. then good for you! i'm scared.)

it was just wow! and i keep saying that but it was actually just like... GOBSMACKING. ugh!!! it described literally like everything i've ever felt. because it would be weird if one of the bros tried to cockblock another bro but it's like no guys i'm actually in love with him haha #homiesexual

i'm getting off topic, but i just wanted to say, i loved your fic. i could possibly write an analytical essay on it. i won't (i do enough of those), but keep the praise in mind! i LOVED it. i can't wait to see what you have next. please don't be afraid of posting, your stuff is amazing 💗

if mel has one fan i'm one, if mel has 100 fans i'm one, if mel has no fans then i am dead ✊

It's 3 am for me and I am literally crying??? I also, sadly, have experienced points a and d (I have d every fucking day) so yeah, unfortunately I know what it's like but WE GOTTA UNITE ❗❗

Also I'm omnisexual (heavily leaning towards men, I know, I know, it's bad guys it's bad but it's only for men on my screen)

I just wanted to say that I haven't been writing for quite a long time and diwk is the first thing I've writen in a while, so the positive response I've gotten on it is literally mind-blowing. I appreciate all of you for even reading it, but leaving your thoughts?? Come here and lemme give you a smooch.

I am very very very glad that you've enjoyed it as much as I enjoyed writing it, I have another idea I have to get around for (spoiler: sillymas related 🤯) but it WILL be out this week!!

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Ive finally come around to writing the rest of my first Charlie slimecicle fic and it MIGHT be out by the end of the week but don't get your hopes up because I'm awful with consistency ❤️❤️❤️❤️

🌻 Fleur's Recs! 🌻

I compiled a list of all my favorite authors, one-shots, series and artists that I know I will return to and reread an obscene amount of times. I will be updating this regularly. And a lot of these are NSFW so MDNI! No one under 18 allowed!!

Schlatt, Charlie and Ted writers

@burdenandacrop , @kkentobox , @memento-rory, @hufflepuffsthunderdome, @frostedsugarcookiehearts, @obsessivestar, @mads-hemmo, @rawme-schlatt, @croworro, @criswritessometimes, @cardgamerz, @schlattslambo, @schluttforschlatt, @babies-blues, @schlatt-love-bot, @kiddiesmores (basically just all my moot authors)

@pupslimes, @squinch-depraved, @666pretty

@teddynivvy (there needs to be more ted love and I will eventually contribute to that)

Fave one shots

basically anything by @burdenandacrop (she's a fan favorite ik!), Brat Tamer, This Kitty is Off the Chain, The Year You Died

Fave series

Big Bad John (still ongoing), My Heart is Buried in St. Lucia (tbh I still haven't finished reading this one but IT'S GAS), Childhood Friend Series (still ongoing), Do you Have to Let it Linger? - Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Final Part, Does your Husband Know?, 86 Mahi Mahi!, Bambi

Fave artists

@schlunk, @wh0re-in-the0ry, @mellohisan - (please commission them, their work is stellar!)

MORE HUGS INCOMING 😈😈😈😈😈

I hope you had fun at your birthday and got everything you wanted ❤️❤️❗❗❗

Not gonna be posting today, I'm celebrating my birthday 🥰

I would appreciate some requests for giffing though! You can send me anything Schlatt/Ted Nivison/Chuckle Sandwich related HERE!! Thank you!

freaky freaky freaky freaky freaky :3

FREAKYYYYYYYYY

Honestly, FIREEEEEE ❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗

NSFW below the cut (i am not one to jumpscare <3)

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self shipping is so fun hahahahah.,,... im never seeing the gates *gulp* ( @the-slimebox and @snazum as promised )

beyond cooked yall

Be wary of October 23 2025