Reblog If You Have Skilled Writer Friends And You're Damn Proud Of Them

Did Elvis ever actually fucking say "woah mama" or are you just thinking of Johnny Bravo

my power just blinked god really doesn't want me to make the lancer sex tier list

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what the fuck are these donations man

When I was in the hospital, they gave me a big bracelet that said ALLERGY, but like. I'm allergic to bees. Were they going to prescribe me bees in there.

God forbid women do anything, am I right

Decided to take a stab at these newspaper-style Lancer memes, first done by @vexwerewolf

Did it for everyone's favorite trans icon mech, the Enkidu

would it be weird to turn this into a video when I made it Lol

IN THE IMMORTAL WORDS OF HARRISON II (LONG MAY HE REIGN):

I've come to make an announcement, the Union Investigative Bureau is a bitch ass motherfucker they hanged my fuckingfather. That's right, they took their alien loving hippie laws out and hanged my fucking father and they said their jursidiction was THIS BIG and I said "That's disgusting." so I'm making a call-out post on my Omni dot com. Union Investigative Bureau you got a small Bicameral Choir, it's the size of this Orrery except way smaller, and guess what? Here's what my Bicameral Choir looks like. That's right baby, all points, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two Bicamerals and a bong! They hanged my father, so guess what? I'm gonna become Immortal! That's right, this is what you get! My super laser Decorp! Except I'm not gonna Decorp as a Humunculus. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing off THE MOON! How do you like that Union? I PISSED OFF THE MOON YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours until the Think Tank breaks the fucking FCA, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too

Reminder to take very good care of yourself! You are not a robot, and even if you were, you'd need a break sometimes 💚

Bitches will find a fictional man attractive and then immediately imagine him in situations where he is losing alarming amounts of blood