Never Break A Promise.

Photo By RapaSHI - @rapa224 on Twitter

JOKE: A Man Goes into the Job Center…

By Robert Nashwick

A Man Goes into the Job Center in downtown Denver and sees an ad for a gynecologist’s assistant. Interested, he asks the clerk for details.

The clerk says, “The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down, and rub soothing oils into their private parts so they’re ready for their examination. The annual salary is $65,000, and you'll have to go to Billings, Montana.”

"Good grief,” exclaims the man. "Is that where the job is?"

"No sir,” syas the clerk. “That's where the end of the line is right now.”

Tumblr, I don't want to download Chrome or Firefox.

"Your browser is outdated and Tumblr isn’t really going to work. Download Chrome or Firefox today." So, Tumblr is not going to let me post pics and graphics until I Download Chrome or Firefox? But I don't want to download Chrome or Firefox. Well, I guess I'll be posting my stuff on a website that's more user-friendly. Thanks Tumblr! Sincerely, earnestly, genuinely, honestly, truthfully yours with best regards, SHI

¤ Christopher Poindexter Poetry. - RapaSHI Photo

“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.” 

― Mae West

Wow! The death of Prince, now George Michael! I'm not afraid to admit that their music was such an inspirational tool in the growth of my sexual adventures and paintings. One of my favorite songs, "Fastlove" by George Michael.

Rapa RapaSHI Illustration

HAND JIVE

By Shi

To my wit I’ll stick with it,

To the end it'll never bend,

But just one nudge, 

Just one slip, I’ll get it!

Smothered in it,

Shines like new,

Sticky like glue,

You're playful in my hands,

I'm your number one fan.

Aug. 28, 2004  10:51 p.m.

Copyright © SHI 2004

Mia Don't Like it... 

My Chihuahua Mia. "Never break a promise to an animal. They're like babies, they won't understand!" —Tamora Pierce - Wild Magic

Sources: Tamora Pierce, Rapashi and Youtube

FAITH 

Sources: Poem: Faith by Frances Anne Kemble, Song: Back to Black by Amy Winehouse, Graphic compilation/Simpsons Characters: Rapashi and YouTube