This Is The Most Real Thing Ever (og Post From @makmbethke On Twitter!!

barty crouch's top song is monster high fright song.

go argue with a wall

oh he will sit there even if there are enough seats.

he would probably tell them made up facts with are probably disturbing but the kids love them.

barty is that one adult who gets sacrificed to sit at the kids table if there’s not enough seats at the adult one.

Forever confused when I see people call bartylus a rare pair…

It’s one of Regulus and Barty’s most common ships 😭

@ajthecrayon HATE ME!!!

facts !!

challengers au with Barty , Regulus and Evan but make Evan tashi,Barty patrick and Regulus art....

this website

matt: why are you smiling?

neil: i'm just happy

andrew: riko is dead

moonwater don't use silencing charms when they fuck in the Slytherin dorms because Barty likes jerking off to them

barty still being in love with regulus while regulus is trying to move on is just so good.

"you can't possibly think that Potter can fuck you as well as I can." regulus tries to tell him that's not the point, that they're awful for each other but it doesn't matter he let's barty lie him back on his bed anyway. he lets barty fuck him for so long he's late to his date but James doesn't have to know.