Just thought about Hobie Brown
Day 10× better <3
Rotating him in my mind
All he had to do was simply say:
"I'm sorry that my salute came across the way it did. I am not a nazi."
But he couldn't bring himself to do it, and do y'know why? Because he's a fucking nazi!
Like, yes, ofc America is a genocidal country, but at least before they had some fucking shame, now it's like they're fucking proud of it and want the whole world to know.
Absolutely ghoulish.
early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies
joseph joestar is so. he’s crashed four planes. became a real estate agent. he’s an objectively awful person. just a horrible, horrible man. got married at 18. cheated on his wife. faked senility when confronted with his bastard son and affair. loves his grandma. collects comic books. his first ever appearance is him beating up two cops. fought an immortal god inside an active volcano. he’s had to watch himself and his entire family before and after him lose their lives and childhoods to the joestar curse. likes weird al. he thought it would be funny to pretend be the man who had tormented his entire bloodline and killed any friend they’ve ever had. just as a little prank. tactical genius who can’t do simple math. died once but he was resurrected so it’s fine. his solution to killing a vampire was use tommy gun. and when that doesn’t work, use grenades
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yeah!!
during the smoke sesh our brooding silent friend said "forgive me master" before reducing the entire bowl to ashes in one hit and he didnt even cough