Jay Ferin Is Like The Character Ever. She’s A Pirate, She Has A Gun, She Invented Condoms Just So She

jay ferin is like the character ever. she’s a pirate, she has a gun, she invented condoms just so she and her friend could scam a bunch of people, her ex best friend is a unicorn, she dressed up as a clown to confront her father, she has daddy issues, she’s (probably) blessed by a sun goddess, she is the only one in her friend group who knows how loans work, she can fly, she’s bisexual, she almost drowned because her two other friends were too busy sharing a double nat 20 kiss, she almost drowned again in a pool of blood bc she got charmed by a hot vampire, she has like 5 girlfriends, she’s a girlboss, she is a girlfailure. what can’t she do tbh