bucky, seeing someone in the distance singlehandedly taking on thanos: what a fucking idiot
bucky, .00000021 seconds later and about to have an aneurysm: wait that’s MY fucking idiot
He is coming
i love that st/it crossover you did!! can we get more?? maybe richie and mike admitting their crushes? idk if you ship byler or mileven but. reddie. please.
“–Okay, well, that’s bullshit. Richie. You definitely like someone!” Mike argued quickly. They were both on Mike’s bottom bunk, cards between them and a game of War paused. And another one about to break out.
“When’s the last time I’ve ever kept my mouth shut about anything I like.” Richie said, snapping the ends of his cards. Mike narrowed his eyes; the logic was too clear for Richie. “Not an excuse. A self-aware observation.”
“No. You are just trying to cover it up.” Mike said. He had noticed how quiet Richie had been about his summer plans; he couldn’t give himself away if he didn’t speak at all. Mike was often an idiot, but not when it came to his brother.
“I notice you haven’t answered the question.” Richie tisked, placing his next card down. King.
“Yeah, Wi- well,” Mike suddenly stuttered, reaching for his card. “Uhhhh,” He flipped over a two. The small spades letting Richie gain confidence he didn’t need.
“The cards have spoken.” Richie chuckled. He took the cards slowly, fingers dragging the cards across the quilt before tucking it in his deck. “Too bad it’s not two queens, huh?”
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Miles Singing Sunflower
-Kidnap. them. from. their. wedding.
(Extra point if you use a tranquilizer dart)
-Steal from him. Guys love that.
-Slap him for the ten percent. 100% effective.
-HIT HIM WITH AN EXY STICK.
-Randomly appear to heal him after the dumbass was attacked by a demon. Will give incredible results.
-Be his mortal enemy for eight years and then accept to go on a quest with him to advenge your mother. (Even better if you make out with him in a burning forest).
-Hack into his game whilst millions of people are watching. Flawless.
-Be Javert 2.0 and HUNT THAT FUCKER DOWN but then obviously make out with him when you’re drunk.
-TELL HER HOW WORTHLESS AND DISGUSTING SHE IS EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. OF YOUR LIFE.
-Scare the FUCK out of him and tell him you can be useful for his gang. Will 100% be interested in you from now on.
-Try to survive in the frozen tundra with her. Bicker for all the goddamned journey.
-Just sneak into his van while this two guys you barely know are chasing you down.
-Stumble in her arms while you’re running from your dad’s castle with an object that can retrieve her magic. Will take a little time if your brother is concerned but in the end you’ll get there.
-SHOOT HIS FINGERS OFF.
-Scream that he is shallow and the next day proceed to kick him where the sun doesn’t shine.
- Try to kiss him. You know, a classic. But then accidentaly kiss someone who was disguised as them and when they get angry proceed to actually kiss the right person.(the amount of ships that match with this one is incredible)
-THROW A VASE AT HIM. (And the obviously discuss the temperature of hell with him)
Richie: I’ll huff and I’ll puff and I’ll blow you real good.
Eddie: Are you kidding me?
Aka: College aged Halloween antics. 🎃
Anyway, now that i’ve finished my thesis film, i can finally continue with my YA Parks and Rec bs.
“You ready princess?” he asked leaning in close.
new kid AU, coming soon
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It's amazing how different I draw in traditional vs digital.
Gotta love overprotective good grandpa Rick
I remember some YouTuber tweeting like “TV shows are too political these days old shows like Fresh Prince didn’t have all this sjw bullshit” and like the first episode will and uncle phil talk very sternly about malcom x