Richie: … I did something bad…
Stan: Does it effect me?
Richie: …no
Stan: Then I don’t care
I was like, “hmm, let me just make a really quick print for ECCC….” and somehow this escalated to drawing 10 of my favorite Marvel teens in one picture. 😂✨
From left to right: Gwen, Miles, Eli, Billy, Tommy, Teddy, Kamala, America, Kate, & Cassie! (Also Steve being a good boy.)
these hcs were basically come up with in a conversation with @itgraphsandcharts so not all will just be my own hcs.
- it may seem like if beverly didn’t jump first, none of them would have, right? not necessarily. i think richie would have eventually pushed eddie resulting in stan pushing richie, leaving stan, bill and ben to walk down instead of jumping off the cliff.
- mike’s favorite midnight snack? those little cheese squares you put on burgers, ya know?
- stan’s midnight snack? he won’t admit it but it’s mac ‘n cheese. shhh don’t tell richie. (@itgraphsandcharts)
- richie’s midnight snacks vary but mostly includes spaghetti. take that whatever way you wish. (@itgraphsandcharts)
- self destructive tendencies? (richie, eddie, stan)
•at richie’s low points he makes seriously hurtful jokes about himself and he ends up believing them in his late-night overthinking
•eddie feels a strong urge to take any pills he sees an ad for because he’s so used to taking basically any pill he sees. he actually ends up buying them occasionally and that ends up in richie flushing them down the toilet and soft movie time afterwards.
•stan rathers to hide some whole other parts of his personality because he’s hidden it this far, what if the others don’t like the change? he actually finds some of richie’s jokes amusing, but.. stan can’t let himself laugh.. he’s too scared to.
- richie’s go-to prank? everytime stan or eddie’s on the phone, richie either 1. moans obnoxiously loudly. 2. says ‘pass the weed’. or 3. “OH MY GOD BILL PUT DOWN THE KNIFE”
- stan can never bring himself to cry during funerals. he cries before and after, but never during. he doesn’t want anyone to see his emotions, he wants to try to stay strong. (@itgraphsandcharts)
- bev always has to kill the spiders. they always end up having to call over bev because stan up and left, mike followed him in a panic, ben shrieked, richie screamed and got on top of the couch, and eddie is screaming while richie holds him up off the floor. bill is sitting on the kitchen counter and calling bev. “bevvvvvv help ussss” he’d talk in a whiny tone and she knows what’s going on at this point
Weird hc that Richie can’t kill bugs and he cowers behind Eddie and Eddie usually just takes a shoe and gets the bug in one quick motion (reflex boy) but one time he can’t find one and this bug is particularly big and gross and Richie is screaming and freaking the fuck out (“EDDIE HELP!!!!! AHHHHHH EDDIE IM TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!!) so before he can stop himself, he claps the bug between his bare hands and then there’s a moment of silence where Eddie just stares at his hands before he starts ugly crying bc there are guts all over him and they sob together for the next five minutes bc they are dumb
some boyfriends will train together. others will pull a yoda and train you.
TJ: So I’ve decided it’s time I told Cyrus how I feel about him, and I was kinda hoping you guys could maybe help me-
Buffy: You hear that, people?? The time has come! Commence Operation Get These Fools Together Already!
TJ: Operation what??
Buffy: Get into your positions! Have your walkie-talkies on at all costs! And remember what we talked about: failure is not an option, because if I have to watch these dorks hopelessly pine after each other for one more day, I am going to lose my mind. Got it??
Andi, Jonah, Marty and Amber, in disguises: Got it!
Buffy: Great! Now go MAKE LOVE HAPPEN!!
TJ: Wha-
TJ: I just wanted your help asking him out …
blease. just give me young avengers
ft billy bc i am a starving jew
Young Avengers meets Parks and Rec: Round 2 🔔 🔔
Why has nobody written that ST/IT crossover where troy and his friend are the first to find richie and they're like "hey frogface" and richie's like "who the fuck are you calling frogface?" and then troy's like "wow, now you have glasses? maybe it was all of that book squinting you do." and then it just becomes an insult fest and richie roasts the fuck out of troy and his friend (i forgot his name wow im terrible person) and then mike arrives and everyone is confused
i love this and you. here, take my brain’s first word dump on this:
Richie didn’t think he looked that much like Mike. He could see it, but not really. Other kids at school though, were easily fooled apparently. Especially those with only two brain cells to feebly rub together.
“Well well well.” Troy scoffed. He walked towards Richie like a cowboy with a full diaper– what a fucking dumbass. “Isn’t it Frogface.”
Richie was trying to peacefully smoke the cigarette he bummed from Billy’s dresser without his knowledge. But now, Troy was instigating Richie, which meant he had to fucking eat literal ash and be burned by his own words.
“Who the fuck you calling ‘Frogface’?” Richie asked, ashing his cigarette.
“Oh wow, James. Check out the binoculars Froggie’s got!” Troy pointed at Richie’s glasses with new found enjoyment. “Need ‘em from squinting at all those fucking comic books, nerd?”
“No. I need them so I can see who the fuck you think you are talking to. Because I know it’s not me.” Richie placed the cigarette back between his lips and inhaled deeply. This was why he smoked; it forced him to breathe.
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Cyrus: Hey gu-
Buffy: Hey UNDERDOG! I got you a chocolate chocolate chip muffin! Again! Even though you didn’t ask for one! I just love showing you how much I truly care about you at every opportunity!
Andi: Hey UNDERDOG! You look cold! Here, take one of my many basketball hoodies and feel free to keep it and wear it as much as possible so I can constantly freak out about how cute you look in it!
Jonah: Hey UNDERDOG, come over here so I can remind you of how cute and funny and amazing you are for the thousandth time, then repeat all my gushing to anyone and everyone with ears!
Marty: Hey UNDERDO-
TJ: OKAY OKAY, I GET IT!
also can we talk about how tj is so obvious about his being whipped for cyrus that they notice that he likes him before they notice cyrus likes tj? like they wouldn’t know tj was gay and he’s not around nearly as much as cyrus is but based on their few interactions with him they can pick that up.