Nobody:

My fellow tumblr users,  let me introduce to you, one of my fucking favorite gifs.   Just take a second. It takes Mike and Stan an EXTREME amount of force to hold Richie back. I would like to point out that Mike works on a farm, and farm work is hard as shit, and makes you hella strong…. You add Stan the mans force as well as beefy farm boy, and they still can BARELY HOLD RICHIE BACK. Don’t mess with a pissed off Richie. anyway, I’m done now

Things I haven’t been able to stop thinking about all week: Billy and Tommy are technically half siblings with Viv Vision. They’ve got a lesbian robot sister not a one of these kids is straight

I really want to see them like team up with the Champions at some point and just stop and realize in like the middle of battle or something that wait holy shit you’re our sister we have a younger sister

But I don’t know if Viv would accept them, at least right away, because of everything that happened with her twin brother and mom. Like she turned off all of her emotions because the loss of her brother was so painful, and now she has two more brothers? What is she supposed to do with that information??

Billy and Tommy try to respect that, give her space but still be available if she wants to reach out to them, check in with her through social media to make sure she’s doing okay, offer to help the Champions anytime they feel in over their heads, maybe get coffee or lunch together a few times to start feeling each o ther out

Tommy especially understands the need for space, but I feel like he’d also be a protective older sibling, so he checks in with the other Champions constantly like hey is she doing okay, are you all doing okay, holy shit you beat the Red Skull last week on my god that’s so cool, and in the process ends up adopting them all as honorary younger siblings

Viv eventually finally does turn on her emotions again and has to learn how to deal with her grief and the pain of losing her family, and once she has a handle on it, she starts reaching out to Tommy and Billy in little steps. They’re not replacements for Vin but she can start having a family again

Ah the losers. My will to live. My lovely children. I appreciate them so much it hurts. Please enjoy my lazy colored poster of them.

(yes there is an explanation to why and how Richie looks like that, don’t come at me yet bro)

The twins, Mike and Richie!! – (Used the app picsart to edit myself in my own photo, whaddup)

aggressively southern gay

Richie Adjusting His Glasses Compilation

Tozier was a scrawny kid who wore glasses. Ben thought that without them Tozier probably saw every bit as well as Mr Magoo; his magnified eyes swam behind the thick lenses with an expression of perpetual surprise.

TJ: you know, Buffy can be really aggressive so it’s important to take all the necessary precautions when approaching her

TJ, blowing an air horn directly into Buffy’s face: GET FUCKED

↖This blog will be screamer free on April Fool’s Day.

God please don’t use screamers or flashers. That’s how you hurt people. People with seizure disorders, PTSD, severe anxiety or phobias can be really hurt from these.

It’s childish, anyways.

I did a “quick” digi version of that one BillyTeddy doodle from this post before I go to sleep.

I wonder what they’re talking about……. (・ε・)

The Loser’s Club as Things My Friends And I Have Said At Lunch

Beverly: My gender is lesbian. I have no pronouns. Just use pussy as a substitute for he/she/they etc when you’re talking about me.

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Stan: I’m not sure what we’re talking about but I completely disagree with Richie.

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Person: Hey do you have a pencil?

Stan: No but I have depression.

Person:….

Stan: *staring emotionlessly*

Person: So I’m just gonna go??

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Richie: *tapping his fingers on the table* I don’t think Eddie likes me, guys.

Mike: *slams fist on table and grabs fork* THAT’S IT. IM GONNA SHANK HIM WITH MY FORK.

Richie: *screaming*

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Richie: *sits on Eddie’s lap and wraps his arms around his neck* You’re short, you’re gay, and you’re fucking adorable. Mine now.

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Bill: I am the leader of this school, now bow to me, you worthless hoes.

Mike: *tugging on his sleeve* Bitch, sit down.

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Mike: Those boys are staring at you.

Richie: *still sitting on Eddie’s lap* *turns and waves to the boys with a big ass smile* Is there something in my teeth, heteros?

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Ben: If someone calls me pretty one more time I’m gonna puke