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“On no level is magic metaphorical in this show.”
“It’s funny because I don’t actually feel like you’re being sincere.”
-Julien Murphy and Katie McGrath, Merlin 5x13 Audio Commentary
Arthur: So, it's the first week of the new year. How's everyone doing?
Morgana: I crave murder.
Gwaine: I've concocted a drink that lets you go for five full days without sleep!
Elyan: Or so he claims. It has coffee, three different energy drinks, and five shots of espresso.
Merlin, twitching violently: I'VE TESTED IT. IT WORKS.
Gaius: I'm recording the progress of Merlin's slow but inevitable death.
Merlin: “Arthur.” Dramatic sobbing ”I’m Irish.”
Arthur: “Don’t be stupid Merlin, You’re not Irish, I would know.”
Merlin: “Arthur, I am Irish. Look.” Potatoes rain from the sky
Arthur: …get away from me
I'm feeling the biggest clown ever because I'm excited about the things Eion and Bradley have been saying about Merlin but I think they'll just do a zoom meeting
this will be Colin the entire meeting trying to figure it out how to turn on the mic because the poor man don't have technology in his cave
Arthur: There's something really suspicious going on here...
Arthur: There's a sorcerer in the castle... Merlin vanished, and then an old man with Merlin's eyes showed up and called me names just like Merlin does... then he disappeared and I found Merlin again
Arthur: Hold up one second!!!
Arthur: That means...
Arthur: MERLIN WENT TO THE TAVERN AGAIN!?!?!?
‘‘Contained within this great kingdom is a great variety of people with a range of different beliefs. I am not the only one seeking to protect you - there are many more that believe in the world you are seeking to create. One day you will learn, Arthur, one day you will understand just how much they’ve done for you.’‘