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Buddy taken on a Galaxy S3 with a fisheye jelly lens attachment

cop jumpscare

I just realized I haven't posted any art on here in over a year. I should probably do something about that.

You know what, tiny singing guy who lives inside my cellphone? You're right. You should be allowed to glue your poster. I'm not so sure about the thinking, though. I'll consider it.

There's an EU initiative going on right now that essentially boils down to wanting to force videogame publishers with paid games and/or games with paid elements such as DLC, expansions and microtransactions to leave said games in a playable state after they end support, or in simpler terms, make them stop killing games.

A "playable state" would be something like an offline mode for previously always online titles, or the ability for people to host their own servers where reasonably possible just to name some examples.

I don't think I need to tell anyone that having something you paid for being taken from you is bad, which is a thing that routinely happens with live service and other always online games with a notable recent example being The Crew which is now permanently unplayable.

Any EU citizen is eligible to sign the initiative, but only once and if you mess up that's it. You can find it here. (https://citizens-initiative.europa.eu/initiatives/details/2024/000007_en)

Even if you're not European or you signed it already, you can share this initiative with anyone who is, even if they don't care about videogames specifically because this needs a million signatures and there is different thresholds that need to be met for each EU country for their votes to even count and could also be a precedent for other similar practices like when Sony removed a bunch of Discovery TV content people paid for.

my freaking spine hurts and im wrapped in TWO weighted blankets chewing on the inside of my mouth working my way through the Ninja Sex Party discography in chronological order

I will also settle for the ability to kill people with my mind.

there should be a way to also block all of someone's followers when you block them

there should be a way to also block all of someone's followers when you block them

I don't know if anyone has done this yet

Since the booping has returned, reblog if it's okay to spam you with boops!

I wanna be polite and not spam random people without permission , ,

Reblog if your blog is boopable-safe so you can get all the (probably new) achievements. I don’t care about notes I just want boops

wish I had some mashed potatoes right now. love those things.

It's actually pretty comical how perfectionistic I am with my Tumblr posts. Like, I copy edit that shit. I looked up "copy edit definition" before making this post to make sure I was using the term correctly.

Born to be some sort of deep sea invertebrate. Forced to scroll through Casting Call Club for hours without submitting a single audition.

I love to chew on the inside of my mouth and feel a general pervasive sense of fear and worry. Wonderful enjoyable pastime, highly recommend, etc.

I have a lot of weird stuff in my drafts, but the Breaking Bad/Magnus Archives crossover is definitely one of my favorites.

so far I have learned that apparently Betty Crocker was not a real person like I thought.

I am going to read Homestuck for the first time. Will keep you all updated on how it goes.

I am going to read Homestuck for the first time. Will keep you all updated on how it goes.

T’noy Karaxis WIP yayyyy

If the events in Breaking Bad were determined by the most statistically likely outcome it would be a much shorter and boringer story. Let Jesse beat the odds! He won’t make it out unscathed, but he will make it out.

sorry sorry i prommy im done 😔 my last el camino point before the clock strikes midnight is that i dont care if the "realistic" outcome is jesse dying or being caught or killing himself in the aftermath of Everything. "thats what would actually happen" ok great, well thats not the point and if we want to craft an aftermath narrative where the hope never fades and life continues in the wake of catastrophe, thats not just our right but honestly the point in the end

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act two!!

I was wondering when this song was coming! I kinda thought it was the first song in the show so I was confused about that.

new characters??

they said “scrupulously planned” so I’m guessing that means the Bar Mitzvah is going to go horribly wrong, as large events and parties tend to do in musicals.

I’m watching falsettos here’s my thoughts

it’s very confusing at first but I like the Cube.

“I was trained in karate” ??

I love chess kid (Jason)

this psychiatrist is not very professional.

I think Jason is the one who needs a psychiatrist the least out of all of them.

I like how they keep breaking apart and repurposing parts of the Cube as things gradually get more chaotic

I can’t remember if falsettos is the show with the song “I’m breaking down” or not so I guess we’ll see

After I posted this I went back to the video and pressed play and it turns out I paused it literally 2 seconds before she says the words “I’m breaking down” so I guess I was right

“I don’t have time for a breakdown now! :D I have to get back to my banana carrot surprise!! :D!”

I’m watching falsettos here’s my thoughts

it’s very confusing at first but I like the Cube.

“I was trained in karate” ??

I love chess kid (Jason)

this psychiatrist is not very professional.

I think Jason is the one who needs a psychiatrist the least out of all of them.

I like how they keep breaking apart and repurposing parts of the Cube as things gradually get more chaotic

I can’t remember if falsettos is the show with the song “I’m breaking down” or not so I guess we’ll see

I’m watching falsettos here’s my thoughts

it’s very confusing at first but I like the Cube.

“I was trained in karate” ??

I love chess kid (Jason)

this psychiatrist is not very professional.

I think Jason is the one who needs a psychiatrist the least out of all of them.

I like how they keep breaking apart and repurposing parts of the Cube as things gradually get more chaotic

I can’t remember if falsettos is the show with the song “I’m breaking down” or not so I guess we’ll see

ok i have drawn the turtles SKATEBOARDING and EATING PIZZA i am FREE of the curse

This was supposed to be a sketch… it may have gotten away from me a bit. Especially considering I designed a whole laptop for it (not literally).

I need The Mechanisms fan to know about this incredibly out of pocket fact I learned about The Toy Soldier directly from source.

She then followed it up with this, so it is a metal Toy Soldier with a wooden façade so it doesn’t look like wood.

Please do with this information as you will.

The shared laptop of my iteration’s Leo and Donnie that I spent far too long designing. In case you can’t read it, the beaker sticker says “I’m not a mad scientist, I’m just a disappointed scientist”. Raph and Mikey also share a laptop, so I’ll probably design that soon. Theirs is a lot more cohesive because they planned out the stickers together.

fun facts about my as of yet unnamed tmnt iteration! With some art thrown in to entice you to look at it!!!

all four of them are autistic. It’s my version, you can’t stop me.

Casey starts out in the Foot clan, he and Raph have a rivalry (that eventually becomes friendship)

Mikey is mildly colorblind

Leo is a big fan of musicals

When Raph was little, Mikey and Donnie convinced him Smile Dog was real and he was completely terrified

Mikey is big into juggling

Leatherhead plays a central role Because I Like Him

by extension, Bishop is a major character too

Raph has a motorcycle with a sidecar (usually occupied by Mikey)

Donnie makes money by doing cryptocurrency scams online