Metal-pipe - Elaine

tf her problem

phoenix is absolutely unhinged before and after the trilogy. in his early twenties he's a pathetic little theatre kid who eats glass and in his thirties he's the cryptid of the legal world who plays poker in a dingy basement and may or may not be the chief prosecutor's sugar baby. and i absolutely love that in the midst of this drastic transition, there is a point in his life--the three years spanning the trilogy-- where he's the most normal person ever

can they change the temperature outside to something else

they fucking did it again they baby-fied mob bones give me the middle schooler id be terrified to run into at the store back

hes waiting by the microwave

YES

sometimes the side chick isn't even a chick. sometimes it's the tar man from return of the living dead (1985)

just realised tumblr has never seen the artefact

does it ever get better? has it gotten better? will it get better? when will it get better?