Ahem

Do y'all see it, do you see the vision

he has the kind submissive and breedable aura you only see in diocletian-era male christian martyrs.

nice art you have there…

trails finger along table

would be a shame if something happened to it..

OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

the fuck you guy

Fellas, is it gay to live inside another man forever with Satan himself by my side?

fanfic writers are so fucking awesome man. they write novel length fics that are sometimes even better than some published bestselling books written by professional writers. like fanfic writers are professional writers to me and they gift us their masterpieces for free. they give us something we can look forward to after a long day. something from which we can seek comfort when life is hard. something that can be our own little getaway. in a world of capitalism, despite everything, they give us all of these for free. like holy fuck. shout out to every fanfic writer. I wish all fanfic writers a very ‘I love you with all my heart and soul. I thank you from the bottom of my heart’

Yes, I am a straight man. Yes, getting the shit beat out of me in an all-male mosh pit is an erotic experience for me. We exist

me when it’s “not appropriate” to ask if my friend wants their problem personified to “disappear”

do you understand my vision,, the sliding scale of horror musicals,,,